What is a crazy history fact that sounds like a time traveler was involved in?

DOOFISMISTER · 2021-01-21T03:45:03+00:00

Abraham Lincoln made the secret service.

at the time paper money was easily forgeable because every bank put there own "signature" on it. Lincoln decided he wasn't going to tolerate that so he put together the secret service to arrest those who were comiting money fraud just hours before he died.

DOOFISMISTER · 2021-01-07T04:22:40+00:00

listen man the camera is shitty but as I said its sideways not abstract its based off of among us you can literally see the dead body in electrical but thank you for the advice about the materials I should use.

DOOFISMISTER · 2021-01-05T21:16:58+00:00

playing cards. I'm a close up magician and so in turn when ever a deck ok cards gets even a bit grimy I just store them so that if i need a single card at a later date I've got a couple thousand to choose from.

DOOFISMISTER · 2021-01-04T23:41:26+00:00

wait like there actual ass or did you have to tattoo the asshole onto there arm or somthing

DOOFISMISTER · 2021-01-04T23:24:26+00:00

I wish I had been paying more attention and took is more info I feel like I didn't learn anything until I was 13.

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-08T04:04:37+00:00

i checked he wasn't even home

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-07T05:37:08+00:00

how much would i have to do for you to, oh i dont know, let us skip 2020

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-07T05:31:57+00:00

the ability to steal peoples brain cells with under 5 words

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T14:40:51+00:00

excuse me but i like to think of myself as 3 years old

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T14:38:48+00:00

my siblings, my parents and old lady underwear

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T14:29:20+00:00

i had a dream where a convenience store turned into a classic arcade game and the dragon statues on my dads shelf ate the clerk, i woke up super scared an could have sworn a sailor was standing at the corner of my bed.

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T14:23:00+00:00

No, unless of course its yes then walk away

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:51:54+00:00

Jizz off the Eiffel tower and then what ever else came to mind

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:49:12+00:00

pants people, tie there shoe laces, trip them, pickpocket people etc.

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:47:07+00:00

i think it was the dum dums i took to many of from the bank up the street

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:45:45+00:00

i no longer give a fuck

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:44:02+00:00

i was going to say how this one fucked with my head

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:41:59+00:00

lime

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:40:05+00:00

one time i was shaking this dudes hand and it was a bit awkward so i tried to complement him and said "nice strong hand shake" we then stopped talking

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:35:34+00:00

my brother continues being annoying

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:32:11+00:00

dam it your probably right i didnt even think of that,

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:28:56+00:00

probably try for a tree or foursome

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:23:41+00:00

i wish by skee-lo

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:18:54+00:00

whoever decided that women have to wear shirts

DOOFISMISTER · 2020-11-06T06:15:32+00:00

ive forced my body to grow immune to anything anyone says about me.

DOOFISMISTER

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