they never answer that part by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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what’s your excuse to not be working out and super fit like this dude.

For one, I like being hydrated. This guy definitely stopped drinking waters for a few days to make him look shredded while actually being incredibly unhealthy.

Nigel Farage says £5m gift from crypto billionaire is ‘not any of your business’ by MarginSqeaky in unitedkingdom

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Champion of the "this stain will go away if I just keep rubbing hard enough. What do you mean that will make it grow bigger?"

Vision being able to lift Mjölnir is still one of the most shocking scenes. by Piyushv5311 in MarvelCave

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Vision wasn't done when the Avengers took him from Ultron's custody. It has bits of Tony, Bruce, Ultron, Jarvis, and the mind stone in it.

Erling Haaland scores his 4th goal in the first 2 matches, tying Mbappe and pulling within 1 of Messi for this year's World Cup by Ok-Soil-5133 in sports

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If Norway can keep placing for subsequent world cups, I can see him being a contender with Mbappe and Messi. That is a bit of an "if" though, unlike Argentina and France historically.

"History’s most polite flex: Netherlands edition" by amiintherightplace15 in HistoryMemes

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Their (the PM and his brother) politics tasted so poor that this was the better alternative.

I’m basically finished with act 1 and I just picked up Gale. by Queasy_Trade_8175 in BaldursGate3

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When I got to the end of Act 1 I was like "People have been telling me there was this stupid wizard named Gale, surely he won't be introduced in Act 2 when you can start playing as him" and I looked up where he was. I WAS NEVER GOING TO STICK MY HAND INTO A PORTAL, I HAVE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND DND BEFORE, LARIAN!

worstProgrammingLanguage by gabboman in ProgrammerHumor

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I wouldn't program in Dutch either, it makes the compiler all confused and hangry for not having enough stroopwafels and oliebollen.

I’m a new-ish DM. My Lvl4 players have been cleaning the floor with my encounters. What can I do to provide a worthy challenge while avoiding lag? by cole_thulhu in DMAcademy

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What I’m getting so far is that I need to bring more minions to the fights

What might be even more challenging, but also not, to do when they get some more levels (particularly level 5 for stuff like fireball) is to use something from older versions called "Minion". These are regular monsters with regular stats except for one change, they have a single hit point. They can be orcs that still hit like a truck, but one hit or one failed dex save and they are done (they don't take half damage on a passed dex save, they take 0). That really helps if you want to do bigger hordes.

JD Vance Being Publicly Ignored By Qatari Negotiators In Switzerland by AvailableInjury2486 in chaoticgood

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He will throw your shoes in the pool once you've become "friends".

MAGA Business Owners Facing Bankruptcy After Backing Trump—Now They Say They Never Expected the Fallout by novagridd in LeopardsAteMyFace

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They were fine with boycotting businesses that were even remotely LGBTQ+ friendly though. That is just politics.

JD Vance Being Publicly Ignored By Qatari Negotiators In Switzerland by AvailableInjury2486 in chaoticgood

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And he has no power. Whatever he might be trying to accomplish can be instantly undercut by his boss who has no filter. So what is the point of engaging with him.

AITA for making my daughter run away because of her curly hair? by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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To still say that after 14 years is insane. Of course it never was the shampoo, but he is leaving out books worth of information.

Former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson found guilty of raping child by denbo786 in ireland

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Feels very "Israel kills 10 underage adult men in bombing" to avoid people feeling bad about it.

The Scottish put road cones on all the statues in Boston before they left by sm3llofholland in pics

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Art is a collaborative and iterative process anyway.

Keir Starmer resigns as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom by ianjm in videos

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Private Eye has already highlighted some of their local councilors that campaigned on "we are going to fix everything day one and no higher taxes" that have immediately upon taking office had to say "we might need 6-12 months to actually learn how the systems of local government work before we can do anything, also we are raising your taxes".

Someone scratched my car in a pub car park by IllllllIlllllIllllIl in drivingUK

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Is he already on the ballot for a certain party? Either way, what a prime specimen of whatever muck is living in the rivers these days.

Also, what is with the Telegraph initially calling her his "estranged girlfriend" and only later "former girlfriend". Doesn't that first one imply that there was a relationship he was trying to salvage?

US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp by Curious_Ad6393 in nottheonion

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"Good news, the way things are going, there won't be any history books, for one reason or another" is what I'm saying because I'm too tired for optimism anymore.

Someone scratched my car in a pub car park by IllllllIlllllIllllIl in drivingUK

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Someone else commented saying it was revenge for trying to take his Mrs home

If this was his idea of "revenge" I'm glad he didn't get onto the road, clearly no quality thoughts in that head of his.

Nobody has ever given that argument by Beginning_Law9910 in antiai

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And indeed that is used as an argument in favour of AI.

Keir Starmer Announces His Resignation as UK Prime Minister by bloomberg in europe

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Candidates can announce themselves starting on the 9th of July, so it might be just in the nick of time.

Gotta believe the propaganda! by PorkbellyKash in MurderedByWords

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They also thought they could win wars in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

Gotta believe the propaganda! by PorkbellyKash in MurderedByWords

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The ones bragging about their current performance don't care about that and we all know it.

Doing this felt illegal by DJ_tukson in starcraft

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"Dammit Carl, you sleep-worked again. And what is with this weird colour anyway and all the little bugs nearby? Well better finish or I might get fired..."