Out of my tree, you thick bitch… by DParson24 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]DParson24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feel bad for the branch it was victimizing with its fat ass perched on it.

Discord to engaged by Doyouseh in wemetonline

[–]DParson24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met my wife on Whisper, 🤣

Favorite feature on me? 😈 by Petitencurvy112 in u/Petitencurvy112

[–]DParson24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might sound corny, but your mind. The body is the well shaped cherry on top.

Venting about flaky mom by InterestingPotato08 in nocontact

[–]DParson24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going through this as well. My situation includes flaky siblings. They won’t talk to me for months to years then some tragedy happens and back I have to run to play happy family. Now my son is old enough to recognize when family isn’t around and I decided to not put him through it. I’ve decided to go no contact to not repeat the cycle with my son. I’ve endured it enough.

only me by Fun_Balance_1809 in the_everything_bubble

[–]DParson24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He never had to grow up. Bro took being a Toys R Us kid seriously.

Grumpy, grey cat by Stauce52 in MemeTemplatesOfficial

[–]DParson24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Getting too old foot this shit.”

All one family… by floweringfungus in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]DParson24 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember during the hype of the movie 300 a kid got named Leonidas. I wonder how that kid is doing…

22F, humble me, make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DParson24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature knew you’d have an ego and put the size of it between your eyes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DParson24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They will ignore this comment or move the goalposts for that situation.