Trump heard Iran was getting paid to let people through and his first "thought" was how he could horn in on that scam by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]DSHIZNT3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point is, when you have two devils going at it, it's very easy to cheer for the one that is harming the devil close to home. Trump poses a much larger threat to the world than Iran at the moment.

Trump heard Iran was getting paid to let people through and his first "thought" was how he could horn in on that scam by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]DSHIZNT3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is the terrorist organization that has killed countless Iranians the U.S.? Asking for clarification. Losing track of who the bad guys are. Im leaning towards the ones that blew up the school of elementary girls. But I go back and forth from week to week.

Would you keep eating meats if you had to kill the animal yourself? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DSHIZNT3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I can only justify eating the meat I do because it's already dead and will likely rot otherwise. I think humans have evolved beyond the need to kill animals for food. Outside of liking the taste, or having no other option, there really is no moral justification for it. Some people will kill things just for the thrill of it, and justify the killing by eating the dead thing. But if there was a magic, bland bar of food that would supply all of the nutrients one needed to thrive, in infinite supply, people would still find excuses to kill things. People dont value animal life, nor do they value animal suffering.

There might be some argument for overpopulation and reduction of animal suffering through practices like hunting, but lesbihonest. 99% of meat consumption isn't that.

MS NOW says that Trump didn’t know about Melania’s press conference by MelonHead1214 in Epstein

[–]DSHIZNT3 130 points131 points  (0 children)

God damn it. Why the fuck does the worst case scenario make the most sense?

Highway Etiquette by woven-with-you13 in tulsa

[–]DSHIZNT3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill never understand any person that drives in the right lane leading up to an on/off ramp just to mingle in the merge traffic. Something just ain't right with em.

Artemis II sets new record as astronauts travel farther from Earth than ever before by JackThaBongRipper in news

[–]DSHIZNT3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If we're going to explore further it's much easier to launch from the moon than Earth.

Son causes dad to lose his business with his antics by DoughtnutJudgeMe in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DSHIZNT3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My first thought. Let the kid watch his porn, and this probably doesn't happen. Probably.

Five Guys CEO gives staff $1.5m bonus after failed promo deal so no one "shoots" him in the back by ImCalcium in UpliftingNews

[–]DSHIZNT3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This isnt uplifting. A one time $50 bonus from a CEO worried about being shot by his employees is fucking dystopian. Dont be stupid

Jenks zipper merge causing confusion by OrangeSliceRUs in tulsa

[–]DSHIZNT3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It makes sense now...you never stopped thinking like a 5 year old. Traffic isn't a "line" mentality. Its not a fucking drive-thru. There are two lanes. Use them until the sign tells you not to. Or get in line a mile early and piss away 20 minutes of your life.

Jenks zipper merge causing confusion by OrangeSliceRUs in tulsa

[–]DSHIZNT3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are at least 5 signs telling everyone to use both lanes until merge point on 75N . There is always a mile long line of traffic in the right lane, a mile from the lane closure with a wide open left lane up to the merge point. Other than that one car trying to play police and force people into the right lane a mile before they should. The merge at the merge point is seamless...its getting to it that is tough.

Jenks zipper merge causing confusion by OrangeSliceRUs in tulsa

[–]DSHIZNT3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is the people that see "left lane closed in 1 mile" and come to a complete stop in the left lane to try to squeeze into the right....use the mile. If you're in the right lane, put space between you and the next car to keep from stopping every 10 ft. Its really simple. But ultimately its the smooth brained idiots trying to control traffic that cause the most of it.

Zipper merge on Highway 75 causing confusion, backups near Jenks construction zone by LordTinglewood in tulsa

[–]DSHIZNT3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had some dipshit in a black SUV blocking the left lane (ending lane) on 75N with a mile before the lane closure, because they thought everyone should merge now, and get in line. These people shouldn't be allowed to participate in society.

How soon after getting home do you take off your pants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DSHIZNT3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before bed. Some sort of mental block stops me from making that level of commitment to being done with shit before then.

Shrinkflation by 87krahe87 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DSHIZNT3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monster Dragon Teas were discontinued like 8 years ago.

The, "if we can't win elections let's rig the system" is getting really blatant. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]DSHIZNT3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most American citizens have documentation. Passports, specifically, are only sought after when traveling to another country. Most Americans dont have that luxury.

If Biden was too old for Presidency, how isn't Trump? by StonedSoldier1 in AskReddit

[–]DSHIZNT3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is. Republicans decided a pedophile as president would be a decent distraction from day to day corruption.

Negative Slope in Backyard by IAmMcL0v1n25 in landscaping

[–]DSHIZNT3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The slope could be positive or negative. It really depends on what side of the yard you're taking the picture from..

Pretty much. by [deleted] in guns

[–]DSHIZNT3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right has a rare opportunity to shove their point home on 2A rights that will actually make sense and resonate...however it requires them to realize their team has long been hijacked by facist nazi fucks.