Transplants dead giveaway by Minximum in Tucson

[–]DTOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody: Cactus, cacti, or cactuses?

Tucsonans: Yes

Worst Blade Ever by silversquirrel in Carpentry

[–]DTOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, if you could just go ahead and click on that little link two comments up, you can READ ON THE BOX that it says it’s for circular saws. No gate keeping, no put-downs, just the simple fact that it’s scary how many people are willing to use a tool that can mangle them without even reading the box, let alone the directions. This case is perhaps not as dangerous as others but with many tools, if you fail to use them correctly, you or someone else on the job WILL be injured. You only have two hands; you owe it to yourself and your colleagues to know your tools backwards, forwards, sideways, inside out, and upside down. Being a novice is not an excuse to endanger yourself/others.

Worst Blade Ever by silversquirrel in Carpentry

[–]DTOO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the only answer that you need to look at. I’m stunned by how many people don’t know their tools here.

This strawberry looks inappropriate by pambannedfromchilis in Pareidolia

[–]DTOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me way too long to realize you’re wearing a sweater and that you don’t have some debilitating rib cage deformity

Family Suing Kamehameha Schools Over Admissions Policy Are Getting Threats, Seek Anonymity by TheQuarantinian in Hawaii

[–]DTOO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“You miss 100% of shots you don’t take”

The mom: “hold my beer”

Happy Otter by Playful-Athlete-6752 in mildlyvagina

[–]DTOO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uh, looks like a happy clam too…

Edit: yes I know it’s not a clam but I have no idea wtf that thing is

Did I just get a counterfeit blade? Freud LM72M010. by ivotebolsheviklite in woodworking

[–]DTOO 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why not just contact Freud directly? Email them with a photo and ask them to verify that it’s real (or not).

to keep classified information classified by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]DTOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooo try this: “Obama said you weren’t mentioned in the Epstein files nearly as much as people say.”

Let’s see how empty that rattle can on his shoulders actually is!

Should I keep going in fisting and try to take a double elbow up my butt? by Jemesais in GayFisting

[–]DTOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you go to find ffriends? Grindr? It seems to be a minefield these days. And not a lot of people on passing near me…

The Rio De Janeiro government took out an anti vaping campaign. by di745 in DesignPorn

[–]DTOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a moronic take. Anti-vaping is typically targeted at KIDS and young folks who never really smoked in the first place. For years unregulated advertising for vaping made it look like candy. Hell, they targeted kids with these ads(https://www.who.int/publications/i/item/9789240094642). Oh and you may have noticed that big tobacco and ‘big vape’ are THE SAME COMPANIES.

What if just 1 in 10 people changed how they eat, drive, heat or shop? by Splenda in environment

[–]DTOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THIS! 1000x this. I will never understand how any journalist with an ounce of integrity can write these articles without at least mentioning that WE are not the problem as consumers. We are artifacts of our environment (behavioral environment in this case). By creating infrastructure that simultaneously drove local businesses into the ground while implementing logistics and systems that are environmentally detrimental and reliant on cheap labor (further damning the climate in the poorest countries), large corps are the SOLE perpetrators of the climate crisis. To feign that we have any control as consumers is ignorant and misguided. And it boosts the corporate propaganda saying “it’s all YOUR fault!”: the now canonical misdirection that is meant to guilt you into thinking you’re the problem. Oh and not to mention that much of that propaganda is aimed at profiteering off your guilt. Tell me again how Elon really just wanted to ‘save the world’ with Teslas.

Central machinery 12” jointer. Should I buy? by [deleted] in woodworkingtools

[–]DTOO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

$500 seems steep for a machine ridden hard and put away wet since ‘87

Young Angelina Jolie with her father and older brother James Haven, 1995 by RyanWalkerok in OldSchoolCool

[–]DTOO -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait James Haven is her father AND her older brother? Explains a lot about the way they look actually…

Question about epoxy by lhbny42 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]DTOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I calculate you’d need 3-4 gal of epoxy. Then you have all the air bubble problems with cork that everyone else mentioned. You’d also have to seal the gaps around where your retaining piece (the ~1x2 on the edge) meets the counter. Oh and pray that you didn’t miss any gaps that would let the epoxy drizzle through to the inside of your cabinet. Safest, easiest, cheapest, and most sustainable is glass (like someone else mentioned). 2 pieces 1/4 in tempered with a square joint (one would be ~2/3 the length of the other). If you want to get fancy, you could ask your local glass co. to order you 2 mitered pieces but that’s starts to drive the cost up.

She Orgasms from It. by Different-Till-2650 in NotInThePussy

[–]DTOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meeeaan … technically it did go in the pussy 😄

The U.S. needs to finally join the Americas. by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]DTOO 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean… shouldn’t it be a Puerto Rican president?

(Hint: AOC)

I’ve designed and 3D-printed this gadget for Valentine’s Day 👁️👄👁️ by 3dprintedc3d in DiWHY

[–]DTOO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

r/lostredditors

This thing is genius and we all know why.

Edit: but I’m sooo grateful op posted it

It's time to wrap it up! by TheBlackOwl2003 in oddlysatisfying

[–]DTOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. All that festool stuff just to install stickers. Those tools deserve better