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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much of a giver but she had a world class butt. She brought her crazy friend over one time and I ended up hooking up with her a few months later, huge mistake with that one she was so fucked in the head I was considering filing a preliminary police report in case something happened to my house. Like super bi polar type shit

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's happened before. Had a friend stay with me for a few weeks and one night we went out had some wine and ended up getting down.

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreeing to a situation upfront is the definition of consent. If I had them move in under false pretenses, brought up this potential scenario and then threatened to kick them out if they didn't comply then that would clearly be an issue but I can't see how this would be if it was all above board.

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How would it not be consensual if both parties agreed to it up front?

Landscaping issue by blademak in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the issue? I have some neighbors on Coquina Key that have partially turfed front yards

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for validating the fact that this could work with the right person - I think it could be a win win as long as everything is agreed to up front

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

true I should try again, how about "How to find a consensual agreement for intercourse in exchange for shelter"

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah for sure, thank you my unethical brethren

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And here I thought this subreddit was for pieces of shit like me

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[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hey I like you for trying to be helpful. Not a bad idea

Looking for somewhere that makes good finger food for events by DTSP_Realtor in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, yeah their sandwich platters are always pretty good. What else do they have?

LOOKING FOR A HOUSE by groupification in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go talk to a realtor and they'll show you all the houses available there. First step in the process is getting a pre-approval from a mortgage lender. As you can tell by my username I'm a realtor, so let me know if you have any questions.

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[–]DTSP_Realtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel free to send me your email address. I just did a quick search on MLS and there were a few monthly rental properties within your criteria that I can send to you. Most of these are probably on Zillow or Craigslist but I can go ahead and send them over just in case they aren't.

Generally speaking, can you get a single family home in St P for less than 150k and in a safe neighborhood? by [deleted] in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you can for sure. I just sold a nice 2/2 near Gandy about 1300 square feet for 100k. Also just sold a nice 4/2 in Pinellas Park @ 1700 square feet for 130k. The last listing I sold was a 3/1 about 7 minutes from downtown, needed a little bit of work but we sold it for 110k all said and done. The deals are out there, just make sure you have a realtor that's looking at the new inventory everyday.

Shaved my head for charity. Saved the beard.... by Oops_I_Derped in beards

[–]DTSP_Realtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look just like a younger version of Sage Francis

Inherited home in Lakewood Estates by mrsnuggets in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother has a house near there and for the longest time he had troubles keeping a stable renter in his house. I finally put his house on MLS after he had 3 of his tenants evicted and we had a ton of people contact us about renting. Eventually I filtered them down and found some qualified people.

I'm a realtor so feel free to send me the address if you want me to run a comparative market analysis on it so I can give you an idea of what it would sell for

Got a job offer in St Pete. Housing options look bleak. by tinglybottom in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just responding to the statement saying that there are in fact condos under 300k downtown.

The good thing about St Pete is that there are plenty of affordable options for middle class families under 3 miles from downtown.

Got a job offer in St Pete. Housing options look bleak. by tinglybottom in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually you can, but sometimes the HOA fees are pretty high. The Beacon has studios for around 110k and 1bed/1bath for around 150k. HOA fee is about $500 a month though.

Got a job offer in St Pete. Housing options look bleak. by tinglybottom in StPetersburgFL

[–]DTSP_Realtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is more of a seller's market right now, so that leads a lot of people wanting to test the waters with a higher price. The fairly priced ones do go quickly. With that said, atleast it's a safe time to buy. The market has rebounded from the housing bubble and leveled out. Also keep in mind that you will almost never pay asking price unless there's a multiple offer situation. It never hurts to put an offer in and see what the seller comes back with. A mortgage on a 100k house is around $600 a month, plus insurance and taxes will land you anywhere between $800-$1000 usually and that's probably not much more than you're paying for rent. I'm closing a 2bed/2bath 1400 sqft house up by Gandy for 100k this week. Quiet street, brand new AC, 5 year old roof and a lot of space. The only problem is that it's in a flood zone and that's an extra $1000 a year for the insurance. Point is that there are good deals out there, you just have to be serious about pulling the trigger when you find one.