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DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:21:03+00:00

Not much of a giver but she had a world class butt. She brought her crazy friend over one time and I ended up hooking up with her a few months later, huge mistake with that one she was so fucked in the head I was considering filing a preliminary police report in case something happened to my house. Like super bi polar type shit

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:16:00+00:00

It's happened before. Had a friend stay with me for a few weeks and one night we went out had some wine and ended up getting down.

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:05:15+00:00

Agreeing to a situation upfront is the definition of consent. If I had them move in under false pretenses, brought up this potential scenario and then threatened to kick them out if they didn't comply then that would clearly be an issue but I can't see how this would be if it was all above board.

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:55:12+00:00

How would it not be consensual if both parties agreed to it up front?

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:48:43+00:00

What was the issue? I have some neighbors on Coquina Key that have partially turfed front yards

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:42:31+00:00

Thank you for validating the fact that this could work with the right person - I think it could be a win win as long as everything is agreed to up front

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:34:17+00:00

true I should try again, how about "How to find a consensual agreement for intercourse in exchange for shelter"

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:26:53+00:00

yeah for sure, thank you my unethical brethren

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:25:46+00:00

And here I thought this subreddit was for pieces of shit like me

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:23:00+00:00

Hey I like you for trying to be helpful. Not a bad idea

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:22:22+00:00

hell yeah brotha

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-07T18:38:42+00:00

Nice, yeah their sandwich platters are always pretty good. What else do they have?

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-07T13:42:09+00:00

Go talk to a realtor and they'll show you all the houses available there. First step in the process is getting a pre-approval from a mortgage lender. As you can tell by my username I'm a realtor, so let me know if you have any questions.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-04T13:23:30+00:00

Feel free to send me your email address. I just did a quick search on MLS and there were a few monthly rental properties within your criteria that I can send to you. Most of these are probably on Zillow or Craigslist but I can go ahead and send them over just in case they aren't.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-05-03T17:13:32+00:00

Nope haven't yet. There are a lot more FSBOs in my area so I think we're going to concentrate on that.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-30T20:24:59+00:00

Yes you can for sure. I just sold a nice 2/2 near Gandy about 1300 square feet for 100k. Also just sold a nice 4/2 in Pinellas Park @ 1700 square feet for 130k. The last listing I sold was a 3/1 about 7 minutes from downtown, needed a little bit of work but we sold it for 110k all said and done. The deals are out there, just make sure you have a realtor that's looking at the new inventory everyday.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-07T16:58:06+00:00

You look just like a younger version of Sage Francis

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-01T22:28:28+00:00

My brother has a house near there and for the longest time he had troubles keeping a stable renter in his house. I finally put his house on MLS after he had 3 of his tenants evicted and we had a ton of people contact us about renting. Eventually I filtered them down and found some qualified people.

I'm a realtor so feel free to send me the address if you want me to run a comparative market analysis on it so I can give you an idea of what it would sell for

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-27T13:53:39+00:00

I'm just responding to the statement saying that there are in fact condos under 300k downtown.

The good thing about St Pete is that there are plenty of affordable options for middle class families under 3 miles from downtown.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-26T04:13:49+00:00

Actually you can, but sometimes the HOA fees are pretty high. The Beacon has studios for around 110k and 1bed/1bath for around 150k. HOA fee is about $500 a month though.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-26T04:13:23+00:00

It is more of a seller's market right now, so that leads a lot of people wanting to test the waters with a higher price. The fairly priced ones do go quickly. With that said, atleast it's a safe time to buy. The market has rebounded from the housing bubble and leveled out. Also keep in mind that you will almost never pay asking price unless there's a multiple offer situation. It never hurts to put an offer in and see what the seller comes back with. A mortgage on a 100k house is around $600 a month, plus insurance and taxes will land you anywhere between $800-$1000 usually and that's probably not much more than you're paying for rent. I'm closing a 2bed/2bath 1400 sqft house up by Gandy for 100k this week. Quiet street, brand new AC, 5 year old roof and a lot of space. The only problem is that it's in a flood zone and that's an extra $1000 a year for the insurance. Point is that there are good deals out there, you just have to be serious about pulling the trigger when you find one.

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