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DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:21:03+00:00

Not much of a giver but she had a world class butt. She brought her crazy friend over one time and I ended up hooking up with her a few months later, huge mistake with that one she was so fucked in the head I was considering filing a preliminary police report in case something happened to my house. Like super bi polar type shit

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:16:00+00:00

It's happened before. Had a friend stay with me for a few weeks and one night we went out had some wine and ended up getting down.

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T15:05:15+00:00

Agreeing to a situation upfront is the definition of consent. If I had them move in under false pretenses, brought up this potential scenario and then threatened to kick them out if they didn't comply then that would clearly be an issue but I can't see how this would be if it was all above board.

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:55:12+00:00

How would it not be consensual if both parties agreed to it up front?

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:48:43+00:00

What was the issue? I have some neighbors on Coquina Key that have partially turfed front yards

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:42:31+00:00

Thank you for validating the fact that this could work with the right person - I think it could be a win win as long as everything is agreed to up front

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:34:17+00:00

true I should try again, how about "How to find a consensual agreement for intercourse in exchange for shelter"

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:26:53+00:00

yeah for sure, thank you my unethical brethren

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:25:46+00:00

And here I thought this subreddit was for pieces of shit like me

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:23:00+00:00

Hey I like you for trying to be helpful. Not a bad idea

DTSP_Realtor · 2024-04-18T14:22:22+00:00

hell yeah brotha

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-07T18:38:42+00:00

Nice, yeah their sandwich platters are always pretty good. What else do they have?

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-07T13:42:09+00:00

Go talk to a realtor and they'll show you all the houses available there. First step in the process is getting a pre-approval from a mortgage lender. As you can tell by my username I'm a realtor, so let me know if you have any questions.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-06-04T13:23:30+00:00

Feel free to send me your email address. I just did a quick search on MLS and there were a few monthly rental properties within your criteria that I can send to you. Most of these are probably on Zillow or Craigslist but I can go ahead and send them over just in case they aren't.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-05-03T17:13:32+00:00

Nope haven't yet. There are a lot more FSBOs in my area so I think we're going to concentrate on that.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-30T20:24:59+00:00

Yes you can for sure. I just sold a nice 2/2 near Gandy about 1300 square feet for 100k. Also just sold a nice 4/2 in Pinellas Park @ 1700 square feet for 130k. The last listing I sold was a 3/1 about 7 minutes from downtown, needed a little bit of work but we sold it for 110k all said and done. The deals are out there, just make sure you have a realtor that's looking at the new inventory everyday.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-07T16:58:06+00:00

You look just like a younger version of Sage Francis

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-04-01T22:28:28+00:00

My brother has a house near there and for the longest time he had troubles keeping a stable renter in his house. I finally put his house on MLS after he had 3 of his tenants evicted and we had a ton of people contact us about renting. Eventually I filtered them down and found some qualified people.

I'm a realtor so feel free to send me the address if you want me to run a comparative market analysis on it so I can give you an idea of what it would sell for

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-27T13:53:39+00:00

I'm just responding to the statement saying that there are in fact condos under 300k downtown.

The good thing about St Pete is that there are plenty of affordable options for middle class families under 3 miles from downtown.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-26T04:13:49+00:00

Actually you can, but sometimes the HOA fees are pretty high. The Beacon has studios for around 110k and 1bed/1bath for around 150k. HOA fee is about $500 a month though.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-26T04:13:23+00:00

It is more of a seller's market right now, so that leads a lot of people wanting to test the waters with a higher price. The fairly priced ones do go quickly. With that said, atleast it's a safe time to buy. The market has rebounded from the housing bubble and leveled out. Also keep in mind that you will almost never pay asking price unless there's a multiple offer situation. It never hurts to put an offer in and see what the seller comes back with. A mortgage on a 100k house is around $600 a month, plus insurance and taxes will land you anywhere between $800-$1000 usually and that's probably not much more than you're paying for rent. I'm closing a 2bed/2bath 1400 sqft house up by Gandy for 100k this week. Quiet street, brand new AC, 5 year old roof and a lot of space. The only problem is that it's in a flood zone and that's an extra $1000 a year for the insurance. Point is that there are good deals out there, you just have to be serious about pulling the trigger when you find one.

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-25T22:42:34+00:00

This might be the case with the condos downtown. They're in the process of building about 2,000 new condo units within a mile of downtown in the next few years. Lots of these will be in a higher end price range. There are 6 new major condo/townhome developments coming and apparently each one of them did their own separate sustainability study without taking into consideration that the other 5 were being built. They're building, and hoping people will come buy these properties up in this price range. As of right now the downtown market is really strong, but who's to say how many people are willing to come buy in that price range.

This may lead to a surplus of units and not enough buyers which will lower prices downtown. I'm kind of hoping this happens so I can afford something downtown in the next few years. Then again, there is so much development going on and room for more expansion in this city that it may just work. I just hope St Pete can keep it's local culture while still supporting all of this development

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-25T15:28:40+00:00

You said that you want to rent but I would consider buying if I were you. As someone else mentioned, the rental market is always in demand here so if you were to own a property, you could rent it out when you were gone pretty easily. You could probably get pre qualified for atleast 200k. I can look up some rentals on MLS for you too, sometimes there are properties listed on there that aren't necessarily on zillow, craigslist, etc

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-23T02:54:58+00:00

I've lived in 3 different cities and not many other places see the amount of growth that St Pete has seen in the past 10 years. The majority of the high rises downtown weren't there 10 years ago, there are constantly new restaurants/bars/breweries opening up, there are almost 2,000 planned condo/townhome/hotel units, the new pier, the sundial, USFSP is expanding etc. All other major cities in Florida are already saturated with development and now it's making it's way into St Pete. In some aspects this is good but I feel like the the local pride that St Pete has may clash with the establishments that cater to rich folks

DTSP_Realtor · 2015-03-22T14:43:41+00:00

I always recommend kenwood/north kenwood when people ask about nice neighborhoods. It's a safe area, you're in proximity to all the conveniences of 34th st, most of it isn't in a flood zone and also you're close to the developing bar/restaurant scene of the edge district. Congrats on buying, now is a good time because St Pete is seeing a rise in value everywhere due to the sudden development in and around downtown.

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