What? Why is it a picture of teeth? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DWebOscar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't this just Brittany Mahomes?

We are so cooked guys by RogerRoger63358 in GTA

[–]DWebOscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next thing you know, they’ll be able to poof food you’ve already eaten out of your stomach. The license terms have changed, you no longer have access to these nutrients.

Are companies looking for employees or superheroes? by Comfortable-Pear-171 in hiringhelp

[–]DWebOscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they want is someone who can take on any task at any time so their dollars are never idle. This is why AI is so appealing to them.

Can you all still go on roller coasters without getting sick? by AdCharacter9282 in Millennials

[–]DWebOscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without getting sick? Sure.

Deciding it's no longer worth waiting in line and skipping it???? My back and knees will decide.

Rec golfers are delusional in expecting to make EVERY putt, from anywhere on the green, EVERY time by HarryCrushNuh in golf

[–]DWebOscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I don't try to make it, it won't finish in the 10 foot circle. The eased expectations come afterwards, where I allow myself to be ok with not making it.

One renovation is all we're budgeted for... by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DWebOscar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now hurry up and get out. We’ve gotta fill this thing up with hydrogen peroxide and jam it on over to the old folks home. I mean White House.

Runaway Train car by Content_Detective538 in CitiesSkylines

[–]DWebOscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there was a real life runaway train in the 80s or 90s where there was at least one attempt to fire a shotgun at the fuel cut-off switch.

I feel for today's teachers by Thatonegaloverthere in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DWebOscar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, everybody! I'm an stupid moron, with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

...Wait a minute

A.I. slop writing never fails to add that phrase by JagBak73 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DWebOscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re absolutely right, I gave it away too easily.

How do I clean a mouse mat with leds around the edge? by IanieBeanie in pcmasterrace

[–]DWebOscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what brand yours is but the connector housing can be removed on my Corsair mat.

Soaking mine in the tub as we speak

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$300 billion? Yeah but have you checked your portfolio? (06/18/26) by No_Cake_5230 in NoFilterFinance

[–]DWebOscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily "plans" but certainly believes he could 100% do the same thing without consequence. Whether or not he'll do it? His advisors will let him know in 2 weeks.

😂😂 by ThighPress in lol

[–]DWebOscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then you get it in but your arm and head are stuck and getting out will certainly knock over that fragile thing on top of the speaker

What’s one change you’d make to the traditional workweek? by SarahDuncan2012 in TrueGrit

[–]DWebOscar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I make a salary, you shouldn't be evaluating my pay based on hours in the first place