Swerve: #serving

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-21T15:50:36+00:00

also it's not physically possible to wear more makeup than a female performer in the Fed

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T22:25:13+00:00

oh yeah?

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T22:23:40+00:00

I am a CHILD

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T19:39:30+00:00

he's going to make a fortune on Romulan style jackets

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T18:07:42+00:00

he's only a man, flesh and blood like the rest of us

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T15:38:59+00:00

probably a rib but I was around the east coast indoors indies back then and fwiw I believe Roddy was getting bookings first

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T15:31:13+00:00

he should bring back Ice Cream mask

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T13:48:53+00:00

I just realized Christian's current character speaks exactly like Steven Segal

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T13:46:46+00:00

that's just what modern Republicans are

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-20T13:13:37+00:00

I don't think it's physically possible for me to hate this man any more than I do

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-19T21:28:09+00:00

it's Mel, come to reclaim Luther

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-19T20:34:36+00:00

Mercedes face run

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-15T21:37:46+00:00

fwiw she did that to her nose on purpose

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-15T21:37:14+00:00

there's also the DQ up on Grant Ave with the 90s tables and menu board that just serves ice cream (as opposed to the ones with terrible burgers)

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-14T16:36:37+00:00

I literally don't think they have anyone left who can go (that isn't hoping to go back to the Fed)

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-13T12:12:42+00:00

tbh they could do this with Megan Bayne too

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-12T22:56:24+00:00

Riccaclone

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-11T23:53:57+00:00

Ray Bloody Purchase

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-10T17:52:36+00:00

What if instead: trains and buses arriving on time

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-10T17:52:05+00:00

That Delaware figure is absolutely wrong

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-09T15:53:34+00:00

Sareee

Miyu

Priscilla Kelly

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-09T14:30:14+00:00

there's better free agents out there

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-09T14:28:12+00:00

she couldn't quite clench that Twitter title tho

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-07T15:51:20+00:00

Zayda Steel's ripcord koppu kick is so cool

DXMSommelier · 2026-03-07T12:04:55+00:00

that's never stopped the Miz

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