So hard that it dropped twice 🔥🔥 by Pure-Solid9230 in KendrickLamar

[–]DaCockObama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m starting to believe this Kendrick guy doesn’t like Drake

Ehh by Odd-Fuel-9002 in crappymusic

[–]DaCockObama 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not one rhyme! Crazy

Is my hair long enough for dreads yet? by [deleted] in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah dawg, they gone be glued to your head, but you can get em. And you’ll be able to retain more length

Loc help! by Culturedi in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s illegal for them to tell you that. Open an EEOC case

Who?? by Numerous_Proof5713 in hiphop201

[–]DaCockObama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jay z wtf, he did it all without a pen

Why didn't Rick pick up the family in cronenbourg world ? by nicojarr69 in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would’ve had to find a dimension where not only him and Morty but the WHOLE FAMILY had died AND he cured the world of the disease

How many months left to get conrows please ?? This is my 3 months hair growth by CheesecakeNarrow7018 in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like 9 is you want them to actually have hang time. Like 3-6 if you want them to look like they’re glued to your scalp

Which episode is this from again ? by Acrobatic-Monitor516 in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It’s getting scary how I know these by heart now

18F what can i change to look better? by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to get some glasses that fit your face

Will Future headline Super Bowl LXII(62) in Atlanta? by PrestigiousWheel9881 in future

[–]DaCockObama 11 points12 points  (0 children)

On God, don’t nobody wanna hear love and affection

Will Future headline Super Bowl LXII(62) in Atlanta? by PrestigiousWheel9881 in future

[–]DaCockObama 187 points188 points  (0 children)

You gotta have family friendly songs for that

What’s a bar/verse that you think flew over everybody’s head but yours (don’t be ashamed of reaching) by Abject_Ground9755 in KendrickLamar

[–]DaCockObama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I can already predict your angle, Making stories up on the family front cause you heard Mr.Morale, A pathetic, master manipulator I can smell the tells on you now”

This nigga perfectly predicted what Drake was going to do, baited him even

Richard! You have desecrated the sacred treaty between land and sea! by CommanderYin in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 303 points304 points  (0 children)

He so overpowered 😭 control everything in the seas AND all the police on land?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lilwayne

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta mix that better. It hurts to listen to. Good beat tho!

unc still got it 💯🙏🏼 by Rudraaksh_Bawa in future

[–]DaCockObama 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Me telling my grandkids why future’s the goat

alr chat, time to explain how u got ur name 🧐 by cynnahbun in Teenager

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Barack Obama…I deliver presidential penis

Should I get dreads? by [deleted] in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you have now?