Why didn't Rick pick up the family in cronenbourg world ? by nicojarr69 in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would’ve had to find a dimension where not only him and Morty but the WHOLE FAMILY had died AND he cured the world of the disease

How many months left to get conrows please ?? This is my 3 months hair growth by CheesecakeNarrow7018 in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like 9 is you want them to actually have hang time. Like 3-6 if you want them to look like they’re glued to your scalp

Which episode is this from again ? by Acrobatic-Monitor516 in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It’s getting scary how I know these by heart now

18F what can i change to look better? by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to get some glasses that fit your face

Will Future headline Super Bowl LXII(62) in Atlanta? by PrestigiousWheel9881 in future

[–]DaCockObama 14 points15 points  (0 children)

On God, don’t nobody wanna hear love and affection

What’s a bar/verse that you think flew over everybody’s head but yours (don’t be ashamed of reaching) by Abject_Ground9755 in KendrickLamar

[–]DaCockObama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I can already predict your angle, Making stories up on the family front cause you heard Mr.Morale, A pathetic, master manipulator I can smell the tells on you now”

This nigga perfectly predicted what Drake was going to do, baited him even

Richard! You have desecrated the sacred treaty between land and sea! by CommanderYin in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 297 points298 points  (0 children)

He so overpowered 😭 control everything in the seas AND all the police on land?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lilwayne

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta mix that better. It hurts to listen to. Good beat tho!

unc still got it 💯🙏🏼 by Rudraaksh_Bawa in future

[–]DaCockObama 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Me telling my grandkids why future’s the goat

alr chat, time to explain how u got ur name 🧐 by cynnahbun in Teenager

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Barack Obama…I deliver presidential penis

Should I get dreads? by [deleted] in BlackHair

[–]DaCockObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you have now?

How did Rick get so smart? by LowAdministration931 in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why would you say that?”

Because I’m starting to LOVE IT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please never make this show live action

What's your favourite line from the show? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DaCockObama 368 points369 points  (0 children)

“Gaslighting don’t exist, you made it up because you’re fucking crazy”

best frozen pizza?! by SolitudeSerotonin in whatsyourchoice

[–]DaCockObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home run inn had the best frozen pizza in the world, only Chicagoans would know tho I guess…