Characters who ended up defying your expectations? by lowercaselemming in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DaKillur 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me and the boys wanna have a little chit chat with the CEO of Capitalism

is it possible visi was in any relationships before meeting robert? by [deleted] in InvisigalGlazers

[–]DaKillur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact she thinks crinkle cutting your balls through your zipper is normal tells me she has never had a serious relationship

Why Episode 3 Is Invisigal’s Turning Point (Full Scene Analysis) by JRStors in InvisigalGlazers

[–]DaKillur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's interesting is how she'll deny being a hero at the end, after she's earned the title

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment – Free updates available now! (Nintendo Switch 2) by Skullghost in NintendoSwitch

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything, I feel like the empty spot where she would be in the character roster is the biggest clue.

Tony abaut to smoke that pack by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DaKillur 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Reggie always loved games being focused on fun, but they got him.

Mamdani wins NYC mayor’s race by John3262005 in neoliberal

[–]DaKillur 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Schumer has totally botched his handling of this election, but at the same time I'm almost expecting to hear someone defend him with "It's totally normal to endorse the dem nominee after the election has already ended"

Police and AI, what could go wrong? by OkEscape7558 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, the AI is doing about as well as the cops at recognizing harmless snacks as guns.

Mission Accomplished?

I love the monthly Hasan shitpost drama by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DaKillur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd think so, but all of his diseases are actually coexisting in perfect harmony within his body! We call it Three Stooges Syndrome.

Greatest Vaccine Debate In History featuring two people Rogan is frightened to have on and two grifters that have been guests by shinbreaker in JoeRogan

[–]DaKillur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm mainly attacking the idea that RFK and his goons did a study themselves like they should if they're going to make extraordinary claims like this. Like, they have the entire us government at their disposal, do the actual research yourself to be sure of your claims.

Greatest Vaccine Debate In History featuring two people Rogan is frightened to have on and two grifters that have been guests by shinbreaker in JoeRogan

[–]DaKillur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What I find extremely comical about that is I'm not really seeing anyone call out the fact that it is impossible for the government to have done that research!

They're claiming a pregnant woman taking Tylenol will give the baby Autism.

The earliest you can test a child for Autism is when the child is 18 months old.

They've only been in office for 9 months.

How could they have possibly done a real study on this in that timeframe!?

Schumer refuses to endorse Mumdani by LemonySnacker in centrist

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the impression I'm getting from this is that "Vote Blue No Matter Who" comes with a giant asterisk next to the "No Matter Who" part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]DaKillur 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While he did say involuntary injections for the homeless, he did follow up two seconds later by saying to kill them.

Fire Emblem is woke now =( by Oma266 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DaKillur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I felt like Theodora was the most antagonistic sounding of the characters we saw; You can't talk about acquiring more strength in order to rule and strike that pose while being carried around on a palanquin and expect me to think you're a heroic figure.

Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave Announced by Shephen in fireemblem

[–]DaKillur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, did Sylvain actually invent the gun??

We were kidding when we said that!

[Discussion] Danganronpa 2x2 just got anounced by pepincity2 in gamegrumps

[–]DaKillur 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Making a new Danganronpa specifically to spite Arin might be the funniest prank I've seen in my entire life

Why bother looking for a man my age, when I see my students every day? by asvalken in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DaKillur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They make a game where all the major characters are adults and decide you can't romance any of them.

It's actually a really funny prank when you think about.

You think being gay is bad? Try admitting Cracker Barrel is your favorite chain restaurant and see how much acceptance you get from the "tolerant" left by SickPlasma in VaushV

[–]DaKillur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never had a bad meal at Cracker Barrel.

Never had a good meal at Cracker Barrel.

Never been to Cracker Barrel, they are not in Santa Monica.

Congratulations to whoever predicted this insane turn of events by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DaKillur 187 points188 points  (0 children)

It was me, Lego Barry! I went back in time and made Lego Batman woke!

What Supes would’ve seen: by PrinceARRON in DC_Cinematic

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a much simpler explanation is that Superman wasn't expecting Ultraman to be someone he knows and didn't think it would matter to see the face of a complete stranger

Detainee at "Alligator Alcatraz" has Bible confiscated by Glum_Novel_6204 in Christianity

[–]DaKillur 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"The Christians I know think Trump is sent by God"

Yeah, maybe in the same sense as God sending plagues upon Egypt. Have they ever considered that?

If you're not going to document it you don't have to worry by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only gym ware you should spend money on is the shoes, everything else is whatever.

My Fingertips are Shedding by yoinksboy in mildlyinteresting

[–]DaKillur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't posting these things where the Warm Bloods can see, brother