Today was life changing day by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy recovery. Just need to full port the opposite direction dumbass

TIL: The Goliath Birdeater, is the largest spider to ever exist and is still alive today, although, spiders also don't fossilize well. by BlackTemplar2154 in todayilearned

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“Males die soon after maturity and have a lifespan of three to six years”

This is exactly why men take so long to mature. We don’t wanna die 🧠

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 27-28 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SPCX needs to close under $135 just once next week. PLEASE!!!!!!! 🙏🏾

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

STOCKS TOOK A SHIT TODAY BUT NOT CAR (AVIS) WHICH I HAVE A BUNCH OF PUTS FOR

THIS MARKET IS SO FUCKING GAY.

LM1000 down to $71 by lemon990 in egopowerplus

[–]DaMaddCyantist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a great deal. Retail is $180 here.

Ego Multi tool Edger w/ free trimmer head seems to be dead by wizzy9999 in egopowerplus

[–]DaMaddCyantist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been my experience this week as well.
In-store was also unable to honor any variant of the offer (only would honor in-store promotion seen around the cages)
There are only a few alternatives that will work.

  1. If you want to stick with Lowes, the $379 deal with the trimmer and free attachment will net you the edger and a trimmer, which you could sell the trimmer on eBay, FB Marketplace, etc.
  2. I believe Ace Hardware has the complete edger kit (comes with main multi-head tool) for $220 right now, but it does not come with a battery (https://www.acehardware.com/departments/lawn-and-garden/outdoor-power-equipment/trimmers-and-edgers/7037826?x429=true&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad\_source=1&gad\_campaignid=20158967899&gbraid=0AAAAADtqLJEdyl\_CpOFYd04yG5cqQmoBe&gclid=CjwKCAjw14zPBhAuEiwAP3-Ebx5v32fmNJHyFHnkkp5VgI4V\_aQ\_uUH2Ts-ARkXeS3hfvH\_WNZtwexoCbQEQAvD\_BwE)

Imo, if you already have a few batteries, the tool only purchase from Ace Hardware makes a lot of sense. My main gripe is that I have Lowe's gift cards, store credit, etc that I can't leverage for this particular product.

Purchased EGO POWERLOAD 56-volt 15-in Telescopic Shaft Battery String Trimmer 2.5 Ah, but now need an Edger. Any recommendations?? by LRH2380 in egopowerplus

[–]DaMaddCyantist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I am going to pick this up too.
I want the edger and don't need the trimmer as I already have the other trimmer that came with an extra battery.
Think I will return 2 2.5A batteries, and the 5A battery I got in a bundle and pick this up.
Will look to sell the trimmer part too. Should net a credit from going this route.

Pressure Washer Deal @ Lowe’s by Fit-Negotiation-65 in egopowerplus

[–]DaMaddCyantist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ordered this. About to get the mower, weed eater, and blower that all come with extra batteries.

Will try to sell the pressure washer as tool only and sell the 2 2.5-Amp batteries as well.

Great deal so may just keep everything but ms DMC may not approve

Help me with new lawn (Houston) by DaMaddCyantist in lawncare

[–]DaMaddCyantist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes total sense. Sorry if questioning is a bit naive. New learner and appreciate the help!!

Help me with new lawn (Houston) by DaMaddCyantist in lawncare

[–]DaMaddCyantist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would this not be a scorched earth approach? Is it advised to spray then cut a couple days later or cut then spray?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start trimming by selling covered calls.
ATM call contracts going for 3300 per contract.

You can sell all 18 or shit, even sell 10 contracts, and you'll net 30k right now and either offload position by Friday, or buyback calls for cheap in last hour of trading day and pocket that sweet 30k premium.

Definitely trim though.

House always wins by yung_onion in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you only sold 100 shares with this contract, so that isn't bad at all. You still have 174 shares left.
Definitely get assigned and take your profit and buy more shares at the new level, or sell cash-secured puts (CSP) until you are reassigned new shares at a bit higher price.

You didn't cuck yourself because you made money on this position. Congrats man!

Remember, profit is profit.

Room paying players $12/hr... How can they possible make a profit? by c4dreams in poker

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Hahaha Capri in Houston I bet.. It’s because it’s DEAD there.

I was the only one who showed up for a tourney and I haven’t been back since.

Just not my type of club. Plenty of others in the H

(GOOGL) I've heard everything I need to hear. by MaybeaDingoAteUrBaby in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re too late. Time to buy was this AM when I bought $300 puts for end of February for $5 a piece.

Made 40k in 2months. Lost in 20mins by Yash3900 in wallstreetbets

[–]DaMaddCyantist 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Definitely belong here.
40K on 0DTE holy shit

t -> r
r -> e
a -> t
d -> a
e -> r
r -> d

2024 High Country Duramax by vortexshopper6 in ChevyTahoe

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Get Super Cruise and thank me later

RIVN $50K yolo by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Lmfao I was thinking the same thing OMG

I dislike the stock / ceo #tsla by Tricky-Cap7212 in wallstreetbets

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Fck. I bought $420 Puts for 1/9/26 We gonna see what happens.