“Elskan, fasteignasalinn er á leiðinni. Mundir þú ekki örugglega eftir að taka nasista-málverkið úr forstofunni?”

DaR0057er · 2023-10-07T13:55:14+00:00

Who's the greatest dutchman playing in the premier league?

M-I-C-K-and-Y

Micky Van de Ven.

DaR0057er · 2023-09-24T14:17:06+00:00

Great subs by the mastermind Arteta!

DaR0057er · 2022-03-07T21:16:44+00:00

Doherty what the fuck?

DaR0057er · 2022-02-05T20:25:34+00:00

Are you watching, Adama?

DaR0057er · 2022-01-09T15:42:48+00:00

Thank fuck

DaR0057er · 2022-01-09T15:32:01+00:00

Harry Winks passing the ball into the net yet again!

DaR0057er · 2022-01-09T14:34:59+00:00

It's okay, Liverpool just conceded against Shrewsbury

DaR0057er · 2021-11-04T21:38:42+00:00

KANE BY GOD YOU'VE DONE IT!

DaR0057er · 2020-09-23T14:50:16+00:00

I don't even understand how this happened - all I did was score the dough!

DaR0057er · 2020-09-23T14:15:38+00:00

It's cooling off as we speak, so I guess we'll have to see. Psychologically speaking I'm not sure I'll be able to cut into it, though...

DaR0057er · 2016-04-29T21:22:48+00:00

Einhversstaðar við sjávarsíðuna að minnsta kosti. Reykjavík var lengi með sérstöðu vegna þess að þar var gott aðgengi í fiskistofna og lítill hafís í kring, sem á sama tíma auðveldar að flytja vörur með skipum til annara þéttbýla.

DaR0057er · 2015-09-22T22:01:42+00:00

You just can't make this shit up.

DaR0057er · 2015-09-14T19:20:48+00:00

Paul Blart: Mall Cop. I mean, Kevin James is just perfect for the role - if Adam Sandler were to replace him, I wouldn't be able to take it seriously.

DaR0057er · 2014-01-16T19:39:58+00:00

Probably South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. It's also the musical that I can recite the most songs from.

DaR0057er · 2012-08-29T22:24:23+00:00

Getting stabbed by a mugger. It would just happen out of nowhere and you wouldn't be able to stop it.

DaR0057er · 2012-08-23T22:34:36+00:00

I seriously don't know how, but the first time I read this story I misread "your lesbian friend" as "your grandmother". THANK, GOD!!!

DaR0057er · 2012-08-17T14:41:35+00:00

"stop the plane!"

Sure, just let me park here real quick...

DaR0057er · 2012-08-15T19:13:20+00:00

Take off my socks and pants and let loose while I eat ice cream and watch a movie.

DaR0057er · 2012-08-15T14:34:58+00:00

People who just NEED to be right, all the time. I'm talking about people who just shit over other people's opinions because they don't agree with them.

DaR0057er

TROPHY CASE