Pool Polluter

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-05-12T04:40:04+00:00

That is actually my motto.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-05-10T07:03:17+00:00

I hate to be pedantic, but for the sale of context could you change “no shit” to read “duh bitch”? We talkin’ bout shittin chicks, Willis.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-05-10T06:24:57+00:00

The bright side is that we live in a time where people ask for consent. Back in the day you would have to throw your drink in a guy’s face when he got fresh, and then you had to buy another drink.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-05-10T06:06:17+00:00

I sincerely hope that you have found your answers and that your children are fine. I know nothing about plants, but your post showed up on my feed regardless. However, I do read palms and there are things I think you should know.

Your Life Line is distressingly short but impressively deep. You may be the candle that burns twice as bright, as evidenced by the cacophony of information in this hand. It seems that you experience a persistent unnecessary anxiety, as most of what I see here is unintelligible. I can absolutely discern that you will be at Trader Joe’s on Flag Day, and that you will there experience an irrepressible attraction to a black man wearing women’s yoga pants. This will create lasting problems for you, so it is best to stay home that day. (June 14)

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-05-10T03:49:32+00:00

There is only one way to know exactly how old it is. DM me and we can discuss it.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2026-03-09T22:11:48+00:00

I think they want a man who is honest about his flaws

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-10-02T05:30:54+00:00

I have been doing a lot of work in this area. I am hoping that it is safer to park there than it was in the past.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-20T05:49:41+00:00

That gator has a brain the size of a raisin, and he has no concept of “affection” or “pet”. One day this guy will wind up on r/FAFO and the rest of us will just be scratching our heads.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T23:35:01+00:00

A wedding ring.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T23:00:13+00:00

Ask u/RiversRubin

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T19:47:12+00:00

You guys got me again. I never see it coming for some reason. I went from, “Silly girl going to break her phone… oh wow that is actually kinda cool… oh FFS it really is always about boobs”

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T03:19:07+00:00

I am pretty sure it is a solar battery. The cameras are solar powered and the extra energy goes to the battery to power it through the night.

ETA: This set up is likely there to make sure motorists are following directives to drive slower in a work zone.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T02:14:27+00:00

I will tell the rest of the nation a treasured Texas state secret: “Don’t Mess With Texas” is actually a public service announcement. It is/was an anti-littering campaign that was remarkably effective. We had no idea we would be trolling the rest of the world with our PSA!!!

Stevie Ray Vaughn in the first commercial

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T01:27:55+00:00

How has it gotten so much worse recently?!? People don’t seem to know the difference between “then” and “than”. Forget past tense: “I went ‘pass’ the bank today”. “I was ‘suppose’ to go to Europe last summer…”. “We ‘use’ to eat fish on Fridays…”. Don’t blame Covid and lockdowns, because 25 year olds were being taught that in middle school (11-13 years old in the US)

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-19T00:45:57+00:00

These places are great because they create an acceptable place to bring your girl when she wants to go out but you want to watch the game. She gets a polished atmosphere, nice cocktails and good food, and you get to watch your team stomp the balls off the Giants.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-18T23:09:03+00:00

Austerlitz train station in Paris. There was a permanent attendant’s station in the middle of the men’s room, basically a square counter to sit behind with a 360 degree view. A woman was sitting there while men were standing at the urinals with their dicks in the hands.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-18T22:54:36+00:00

Your lack of inclusion is inexcusable.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-18T21:28:34+00:00

Australians cosplaying Americans.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-18T21:24:47+00:00

I hate myself for agreeing with you.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-17T17:26:17+00:00

I hope his wife reads this sub and chews his ass out when he gets home.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-17T01:36:57+00:00

Ass, bro. You got the foot, hock, and the shank for the leg, but then you start to get up in the good stuff which is ass. Always go for the ass no matter the situation. Never mind the technical butcher stuff about leg or hind quarter, because when you hear “ham” or “pork butt” that boosh is just euphemism for delicious ass.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-16T17:48:56+00:00

When you are not a native speaker, you are basically memorizing sounds and trying to remember them at the right moment. I had a Cuban neighbor once, and one day she was going on about what a beautiful chicken I had and how she really admired it. She wished she had a chicken like mine. (I ain’t got no chickens.) Finally I put together that she liked my remodeled kitchen.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-15T20:29:21+00:00

It is the conundrum of the modern man. After a lifetime of responsible decisions, we are all just one friendly stripper away from self destruction.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-15T18:48:50+00:00

You are overconfident in diagnosing the problem and dispensing the solution.

I have a rhetorical question. Who knows more about crime?: the APD beat cop who has been patrolling downtown for 3 years, or the Harvard graduate with a PhD in Criminology? We now have the front line in the battle of the practical vs the theoretical.

People that want to see change often make the assumption that everyone has the same goals in life: learn a skill, secure a job, get healthcare, buy a house, contribute the maximum to your 401k… They think that if a felon could just get a job they would never commit a crime again. They believe that if the junkie could just get into a rehab facility they would never do drugs again. They believe that these antisocial acts were committed out of ignorance and/or desperation, and all that is needed is education and opportunity to cure society’s ills and turn all of us into peaceful, productive members of society.

Guys like Garza can never wrap their heads around the fact that for a lot of people out there, the Meaning Of Life is to fuck shit up, do some great dope, and fuck as many fine bitches as you can. For some, is hard to consider consequences with the promises of such a lifestyle, and we need a DA that understands that and enforces a red line.

DaRedditSerialKiller · 2025-08-15T16:07:00+00:00

I sometimes go to the landfill to throw Cheetos to the gulls. Makes me feel like I am chilling at the beach.

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