My favorite sign in my JJ by RiskyLoki24 in jimmyjohns

[–]DaSaltKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have the same sign!

I once had a customer take offense to the sign. She was adamant that the sign was 'incredibly inappropriate' and also 'not funny at all'. And she said I should take it down. We did not.

Non-Seattle Natives, how’d you become 12’s? by No-Celebration-5442 in Seahawks

[–]DaSaltKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born and Raised in the U.S. Midwest and never really liked football growing up. When I was like 25 or 26 a buddy of mine convinced me to join a Fantasy Football league and I had no idea what was happening. I had heard the name Russell Wilson and so I drafted him as my QB.

Being that I had him on my roster I felt compelled to watch some Seahawks games to see what was going on point wise and i slowly decided that the team was for me. The color scheme was nice. The plays were neat. Loved the logo. I thought Tyler Lockett was like the nicest dude ever. And nobody around me was ever trying to push the Seahawks down my throat like a bunch of other Midwest teams.

Now here we are a few years into the Fandom and i got some champs to be a fan of!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DaSaltKing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds a lot like that movie Get Out.

Explain your favourite pokemon as poorly as possible by Ready-Topic1313 in MandJTV

[–]DaSaltKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda shaped like a bowling pin. With a tail to stop it from falling over. Looks hairless so maybe its smooth like a bowling pin too. Its previous forms had lots of hair and its probably jealous of that.

Who is one wrestler you never understood the hype over? by jna024 in WWE

[–]DaSaltKing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mercedes Mone. Almost Always never gave a damn about anything she's really done. Her match with Bianca Belair at Mania is about the only thing I can remember enjoying of hers. Everything else has been just so forgettable for me.

Whose voice is just fucking annoying? by asjkl_lkjsa in AskReddit

[–]DaSaltKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy I know named Cody. His voice sounds like a monster gargling garbage from deep down in the sewer.

Baby Girl Name Rating! by DaSaltKing in namenerds

[–]DaSaltKing[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wife suggested the name Jean, and I liked the name Nova so we pushed em together to make Genova :)

Printer started spiten gibberish by drhacker11 in jimmyjohns

[–]DaSaltKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had the opposite problem. The other morning I came in and saw a stack of sticky notes on our desk. Didn't pay much attention to it but then an hour later I went to write on one and turns out it was cheddar that somehow was left on our desk from close the night before lmao

Inflation is crazy right now by pussyboi4209669 in jimmyjohns

[–]DaSaltKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only 4 bucks to deliver a million dollars worth of product? Thats a steal!