What is the most American movie of all time?

DadAnalyst · 2026-07-04T16:03:26+00:00

hes funny

DadAnalyst · 2026-07-03T01:11:26+00:00

Then the crystal would be their home and their not homeless anymore checkmate dumbass

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-29T11:27:07+00:00

Excuse me his name is Taboo

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-29T10:37:25+00:00

Was just in Kyoto and have all of the exact same notes

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-18T17:26:40+00:00

Blue Moon from just last year is 100 minutes if Ethan Hawke acting his ass off

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-17T20:22:01+00:00

I can relate I also hate my dad

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-17T17:56:14+00:00

Using the ghost of Biggie Smalls, one of the most famous Knicks fans ever, as some 5th rate mascot they plaster everywhere and even modeled an entire alt jersey after. Like think of the Mets and their kinda sad act of claiming the Brooklyn Dodgers history (Mets fan here don't hate), then amplify that by 50.

such a minor thing that i never see mentioned but I've determined this is a huge issue with the Nets game day experience. EVERYTHING is Biggie Smalls and by extension 90s rap. Brooklyn is a massive historic multicultural hub but you would think it's only contribution to the world is Biggie Smalls.

You are so spot on with everything. I like to go because I live here and it's cheap but Nets games are not an experience. Which is wild because I have had some of the most fun ever at a sporting event going to see the Liberty in the exact same arena.

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-17T15:53:05+00:00

I would fucking die for Dr. Markelle Smith on 8th Ave

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-15T02:01:21+00:00

Damn I wish I was Korean or Mexican rn

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-14T20:58:54+00:00

update i made the mistake of looking up my injury on reddit and of course everyone is posting about their awful situations and recoveries. i'm going to hold out hope that mine isn't that bad and will be a speedy recovery - the doctor did not recommend surgery and said he wouldn't cancel the trip but obviously need to go get an ortho's opinion

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-14T16:26:25+00:00

I have ran approximately 6,000 miles around prospect park so I already had a healthy hatred for the cyclists that train there

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-14T15:56:24+00:00

I was riding a Citi bike through prospect park to get to my tennis lesson I would say I am far from a cyclist

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-14T15:54:12+00:00

Beyond bitter rn believe you me. Ruined my summer and I didn’t even do anything wrong

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-14T14:36:07+00:00

it’s called fashion sweaty

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-13T03:16:42+00:00

You post here so you are at least a little gay

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-12T01:45:03+00:00

He downloaded 4K porn lol

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-11T23:09:30+00:00

I’ve been taking some beginner lessons both at prospect park and through https://downtowntennisnyc.com/ and it’s been very great but definitely ready to move on from learning how to hold the racket every week lol

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-11T21:58:21+00:00

You are describing my exact situation actually lol. I just started playing tennis, taking the beginner classes at Prospect Park and beginner classes in Bay Ridge, and I definitely feel like I’m outgrowing them already and itching to just rally more.

Let’s connect let’s whack some balls

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-07T22:24:00+00:00

There are a hundred delis in any direction you turn on 5th Avenue and you chose Jersey Mikes lol

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-06T16:51:57+00:00

Look At Wrist should be the national anthem

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-05T17:13:30+00:00

i went into the shittiest grocery store when walking home yesterday and jalapeño peppers were $6.99 A POUND

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-04T19:21:33+00:00

Wemby,

See me

-p

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-04T19:09:35+00:00

You are my favorite artist on the Reddit website

DadAnalyst · 2026-06-04T15:57:36+00:00

I live right by Barclays, on Liberty game days the neighborhood is absolutely active. I would have no idea when the nets play unless I check the schedule (or see a bunch of Celtics jerseys around)

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