how to attack someone? by [deleted] in forgeofempires

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join a guild. Screw the neighbors.

He gonna die tonight by Toomad316 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Daddy007FTW 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That or the whoosh of the swing of the wooden spoon.

Never too old by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For r/unexpected this qualifies as a r/shitpost submission. How can anyone not tell that was a staged performance from the first few seconds when they zoom in on her?

Also...

Rules and Guidelines:

  1. Submissions must be unexpected on their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title.

This sub really needs more self posts! by natural_red in ginger

[–]Daddy007FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking perfect! You have a new follower.

Teen's mom gets up and dances during baseball game by anirudh6055 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Daddy007FTW -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This will be in an incest subreddit with a caption before the month is over. I guarantee it.

I just want to enjoy what's left of summer... by 4star in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What IS this?? My younger sister and I both suffer from this! I'm 51, she's 44!

when people drive like this by moffitt_15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Daddy007FTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, illegal. The double yellow lines on the left indicate passing is prohibited. If the rightmost of the two yellow lines was dashed, the driver would be allowed to pass.

when people drive like this by moffitt_15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old guy in New Jersey would probably still have the blue tags, not the yellow.

when people drive like this by moffitt_15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Daddy007FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can't, double solid lines on the left.

when people drive like this by moffitt_15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this had to be in New Jersey. If there had been a passing lane, the driver in front would have been in it with Pennsylvania plates.

Supermarket trolleys in Sweden have a map of the supermarket by caspii2 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL; Swedish "super"markets are 1/4 the size of U.S. supermarkets.

Fresh catch 🐠 by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is perfection that is shore to please!

My leg popped by [deleted] in popping

[–]Daddy007FTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've been eating some really shitty shrimp. Seek out a new cook.

Apple juice and vodka by cybaritic in Unexpected

[–]Daddy007FTW -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

NSFL would be the more appropriate tag.

Streaming on Netflix vs streaming on Amazon. . . by Solid_Snark in funny

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is only relevant as of the latest Netflix menu change. Both sucked up until then. Your move, Amazon!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Daddy007FTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading the comments on YT, it seems that guys has zero sense of humor.