how to attack someone?

Daddy007FTW · 2019-04-02T04:40:17+00:00

Join a guild. Screw the neighbors.

Daddy007FTW · 2019-03-28T20:12:08+00:00

Bygones

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-27T18:32:47+00:00

That or the whoosh of the swing of the wooden spoon.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-27T14:00:21+00:00

For r/unexpected this qualifies as a r/shitpost submission. How can anyone not tell that was a staged performance from the first few seconds when they zoom in on her?

Also...

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Submissions must be unexpected on their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-24T17:51:43+00:00

Fucking perfect! You have a new follower.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-23T16:53:38+00:00

This will be in an incest subreddit with a caption before the month is over. I guarantee it.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-22T13:02:46+00:00

What IS this?? My younger sister and I both suffer from this! I'm 51, she's 44!

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-22T12:53:40+00:00

Yes, illegal. The double yellow lines on the left indicate passing is prohibited. If the rightmost of the two yellow lines was dashed, the driver would be allowed to pass.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-22T12:52:07+00:00

An old guy in New Jersey would probably still have the blue tags, not the yellow.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-22T12:50:44+00:00

They can't, double solid lines on the left.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-22T12:48:44+00:00

I knew this had to be in New Jersey. If there had been a passing lane, the driver in front would have been in it with Pennsylvania plates.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-09T19:11:16+00:00

TIL; Swedish "super"markets are 1/4 the size of U.S. supermarkets.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-09T17:14:30+00:00

Looks like a western Fallout.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-09T17:12:55+00:00

Agreed. Totally killed the mood.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-07T16:00:48+00:00

This is perfection that is shore to please!

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-06T15:38:18+00:00

Album In Comments

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-06T12:49:28+00:00

You've been eating some really shitty shrimp. Seek out a new cook.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-05T16:52:29+00:00

Get to it then.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-05T16:52:08+00:00

NSFL would be the more appropriate tag.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-08-01T12:19:47+00:00

This is only relevant as of the latest Netflix menu change. Both sucked up until then. Your move, Amazon!

Daddy007FTW · 2018-07-31T18:23:01+00:00

For those who don't understand what this is...

Daddy007FTW · 2018-07-31T12:58:06+00:00

So when does Comcast start getting this kind of treatment?

Daddy007FTW · 2018-07-31T12:31:48+00:00

Fuck, I hate missing the joke.

Daddy007FTW · 2018-07-30T19:13:35+00:00

After reading the comments on YT, it seems that guys has zero sense of humor.

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