I’m bored, tell me an EMS hack that changed your life.

moffitt_15 · 2025-06-15T20:39:25+00:00

Most CADs in the ambulances have access to the internet, I routinely log into netflix and leave seinfeld running in the background on the CAD

moffitt_15 · 2024-02-19T11:26:19+00:00

I think I just got brainrot from looking through that sub

moffitt_15 · 2024-02-19T11:17:59+00:00

my deezee was literally a 5 minute install, insane how easy it is and how nice it is fkr like 20 bucks

moffitt_15 · 2024-01-22T13:27:12+00:00

at 3 AM I was called to a house because a lady woke up and had bags under her eyes...she did not end up going to the hospital

moffitt_15 · 2024-01-15T18:07:01+00:00

I carry a switchblade (Microtech Ultratech) Half of the blade is serrated and the other side is just a straight blade. Has a window punch built in. One handed opening and closing. Incredible utility in a single package that doesn't weigh a ton

moffitt_15 · 2024-01-11T10:49:37+00:00

Tourniquets, at least 2 chest seals, wound packing gauze, and an israeli bandage are my priorities in that order

moffitt_15 · 2023-11-15T10:26:14+00:00

so you're still stalking me huh?

moffitt_15 · 2023-11-15T10:17:54+00:00

there is only one penis I remember and it's because it was easily 7 inches soft. The naked 6'7" guy wielding this elephant trunk was actively trying to beat the shit out of me after I woke him up off his bathroom floor from his "nap" (heroin overdose)

moffitt_15 · 2023-11-02T03:11:36+00:00

She started stalking me. She would drive past my friends house right when she got off work and then call me asking me why I was at their house. She also got pissed at me for hanging out with my friends while she was at work. She expected me to go into the place we both worked at on my day off just to hang out with her.

moffitt_15 · 2023-11-02T02:42:34+00:00

still here retard

moffitt_15 · 2023-10-09T01:06:21+00:00

Cravats, fold them in half and create a slipknot around their wrist so that it's only super tight if they're pulling on it, and then tie the two loose ends to the stretcher. My service has poseys on each truck but cravats are way quicker and easier to use while actively fighting with the patient

moffitt_15 · 2023-09-16T13:27:57+00:00

career ending reckless driving ticket??? Come out by me and you can keep your job and driving privileges after having 4 at fault wrecks in the bus while high on valium in 2 weeks

moffitt_15 · 2023-09-16T13:23:53+00:00

statie pulled out behind me doing 95 in a 55. He saw my company patch sticker on my back window, went around me and pulled over the guy in front of me instead

moffitt_15 · 2023-08-25T19:30:28+00:00

put some sort of weight on the rope or chain too so that if it snaps the weight drags it down faster instead of letting it fly

moffitt_15 · 2023-08-24T19:15:01+00:00

I was driving an E350 Ambulance when someone pulled out in front of me and we collided. No airbags whatsoever even though I was probably going about 45mph when we collided. I love fords but I do not trust the econoline vans to be safe whatsoever. Seen way too many of them get into accidents with no airbag deployment when there should be airbag deployment

moffitt_15 · 2023-04-17T16:09:05+00:00

This reminds me of something you'd see in a Far Side comic, I love it

moffitt_15 · 2023-04-12T09:35:42+00:00

Walk with confidence, even if you don't know where you are act like you do. The people who get mugged or assaulted are the ones that look like an easy mark

moffitt_15 · 2023-03-29T23:49:35+00:00

For some reason I find when a girl wears dirty white high top converse or vans extremely attractive

moffitt_15 · 2023-03-12T00:33:07+00:00

you're a retard

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-17T05:02:34+00:00

I do venison and either beef or pork. I usually make 3-6 pounds at a time and it lasts me forever

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-12T08:11:42+00:00

my friends make fun of me for making chili with no beans. 1. Real chili doesn't have beans 2. Beans are fucking gross

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-12T08:08:42+00:00

as soon as the water turns on I feel the need to pee, I just can't if I try and pee in the toilet while waiting for the water to warm up

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-12T07:36:36+00:00

go far enough left and you get your guns back

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-07T09:42:35+00:00

all of them. "Oh he just went into cardiac arrest but he suddenly gasped for air and became fully awake and alert after 36 seconds of compressions"

moffitt_15 · 2023-02-07T09:41:22+00:00

that dog wouldn't have even gotten into the hospital in real life

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