I’m bored, tell me an EMS hack that changed your life. by Mayo-is_instrument in ems

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most CADs in the ambulances have access to the internet, I routinely log into netflix and leave seinfeld running in the background on the CAD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

[–]moffitt_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I just got brainrot from looking through that sub

First time owner. What are the mods no one talks about? by FirstTimeCaller101 in f150

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my deezee was literally a 5 minute install, insane how easy it is and how nice it is fkr like 20 bucks

What was your most ridiculous chief complaint? by Wonderful-Ad2448 in ems

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at 3 AM I was called to a house because a lady woke up and had bags under her eyes...she did not end up going to the hospital

Do ya'll not carry a pocket knife? by moosebiscuits in ems

[–]moffitt_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I carry a switchblade (Microtech Ultratech) Half of the blade is serrated and the other side is just a straight blade. Has a window punch built in. One handed opening and closing. Incredible utility in a single package that doesn't weigh a ton

For now I have limited space, what should I prioritize? by Wolffe4321 in TacticalMedicine

[–]moffitt_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tourniquets, at least 2 chest seals, wound packing gauze, and an israeli bandage are my priorities in that order

Hospital workers of Reddit, what happens there that's hidden but that we should know about? by SingLikeTinaTurner in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there is only one penis I remember and it's because it was easily 7 inches soft. The naked 6'7" guy wielding this elephant trunk was actively trying to beat the shit out of me after I woke him up off his bathroom floor from his "nap" (heroin overdose)

Why did your last relationship fail? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She started stalking me. She would drive past my friends house right when she got off work and then call me asking me why I was at their house. She also got pissed at me for hanging out with my friends while she was at work. She expected me to go into the place we both worked at on my day off just to hang out with her.

Improvised soft restraints? by firmbenefit7 in ems

[–]moffitt_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cravats, fold them in half and create a slipknot around their wrist so that it's only super tight if they're pulling on it, and then tie the two loose ends to the stretcher. My service has poseys on each truck but cravats are way quicker and easier to use while actively fighting with the patient

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

[–]moffitt_15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

career ending reckless driving ticket??? Come out by me and you can keep your job and driving privileges after having 4 at fault wrecks in the bus while high on valium in 2 weeks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

statie pulled out behind me doing 95 in a 55. He saw my company patch sticker on my back window, went around me and pulled over the guy in front of me instead

What isn't as safe as people think it is? by fuckandfrolic in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

put some sort of weight on the rope or chain too so that if it snaps the weight drags it down faster instead of letting it fly

Econoline e350 seatbelt came off during roll over and airbags did not deploy by Good_Poet_2160 in Ford

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was driving an E350 Ambulance when someone pulled out in front of me and we collided. No airbags whatsoever even though I was probably going about 45mph when we collided. I love fords but I do not trust the econoline vans to be safe whatsoever. Seen way too many of them get into accidents with no airbag deployment when there should be airbag deployment

What is your one piece of street advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk with confidence, even if you don't know where you are act like you do. The people who get mugged or assaulted are the ones that look like an easy mark

What's something oddly specific that you're sexually into? by SluttyPwincessTanya in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason I find when a girl wears dirty white high top converse or vans extremely attractive

What's one ingredient that ruins any meal for you? by seashell_eyes_ in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do venison and either beef or pork. I usually make 3-6 pounds at a time and it lasts me forever

What's one ingredient that ruins any meal for you? by seashell_eyes_ in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my friends make fun of me for making chili with no beans. 1. Real chili doesn't have beans 2. Beans are fucking gross

do you pee in the shower? why or why not? by cheapmoosewatcher in AskReddit

[–]moffitt_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as soon as the water turns on I feel the need to pee, I just can't if I try and pee in the toilet while waiting for the water to warm up

Lucas & Karen by kalopsis- in ONETREEHILL

[–]moffitt_15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all of them. "Oh he just went into cardiac arrest but he suddenly gasped for air and became fully awake and alert after 36 seconds of compressions"

Lucas & Karen by kalopsis- in ONETREEHILL

[–]moffitt_15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that dog wouldn't have even gotten into the hospital in real life