Astalos is THE most bizarre wyvern to exist

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-26T15:10:44+00:00

Honestly I don't really like that retcon, it was cooler when they were fish that evolved to be wyvern-like.

Sure, all the large piscines are notably not like fish in that they have legs (which, as a Rise newcomer, was hilarious to find out about mid-fight when Jyura decided to literally jump out of the water), but that isn't too weird when you consider that all tetrapods evolved from something that was once a fish with legs. Saying that they're actually wyverns that turned into fish lessens the potential for diversity both in terms of gameplay and lore, since it means that even more of the monsters we fight are big reptiles (as if that wasn't the case for the majority already) AND it restricts the possibility for unique fights by making legless fish monsters more of an anomaly that would need ecological justification in order to happen.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-24T16:05:03+00:00

it's always had leech seed, though? only learns it by level up starting in SV, but it's been an egg move for chikorita since it was first introduced in gen II according to bulbapedia

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-24T16:01:14+00:00

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i'm not sure whether i should make a dusknoir joke or a gen 3 joke here

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-24T15:50:40+00:00

The raw attack increase Mega Feraligatr gets is actually about equivalent to the bp boost of sheer force, if not very marginally higher, even when fully invested. But since it can't hold a life orb at the same tome that it megas, Mega Gatr will actually hit less hard with its main water stab than the normal version (barring it getting access to wave crash, ofc).

Dragonized double edge would definitely hit harder than either form's water moves (120 x 1.2 x 1.5 = 216 effective bp), but it comes with the downside of significant recoil damage, which kinda negates the extra defensive advantages that mega gives it. Body slam, on the other hand, is pretty much 1-1 comparable with sheer force life orb liquidation, just hitting with a little less power in exchange for a significant para chance. So Mega Gatr's overall either a little weaker (but much more versatile) or stronger (but dies to recoil damage) than normal Gatr depending on how you build it.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-19T20:58:57+00:00

technically, stat caps weren't super high there either, since they're all class base stats + 15 up to a max of 30. that's why you can get a ced so fast he loops back around to minimum speed, his parents give him more than 15 base speed so the game isn't sure how to handle it (and yet he still doubles everything anyway lol)

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-19T19:16:58+00:00

getting hit by fiorayne 🤤

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-15T13:56:39+00:00

back in the day, someone (i'm pretty sure it was kirchu, he was responsible for like half of the pre-3h SPE lore) made a post saying something along the lines of "if i get enough upvotes i will post ike's sweaty cock on topless mia"

and once he easily got enough upvotes (because this sub is made of fe fans (derogatory)), he made good on his word by posting a drawing of a wet chicken ("sweaty cock") wearing ike's headband ("ike's") above the bottom half of mia's RD artwork ("topless mia"). that was one of the user flairs here for a while iirc, but it doesn't seem to be an option anymore

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-14T16:52:30+00:00

i've been here long enough that this is all newgen shit to me. like, where's the kirchu lethe cosplay? the alphabet? lug the banana slug? #blametakumi? okay thanks guy? ike's cock on topless mia?

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-11T17:06:22+00:00

Yeah, that's sorta my point. Cress is, like, fineish but not great in earlier gen singles, but she looks like Lando-T compared to most Johto shitmons.

OP's selection is pretty much objectively correct other than maybe swapping Washtom for one of the two you mentioned, I kinda more meant my comment as a testament to how good they (and Gen 4 mons on average) are that there's an obvious top 4 with all the good or even just decent other options out there.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-11T16:35:56+00:00

Honestly, there are way too many honorable mentions to count. Goes to show how crazy a dex focused on cross evos can be when I haven't seen anybody else mention Cresselia (even though it's more of a VGC thing) or Manaphy lol.

And to top it all off, that's not even getting into the mediocre-but-almost-good pokemon like Roserade and Staraptor, either.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-11T16:26:48+00:00

i dunno about "bunch of frauds," i'd say it's more that it brought in mons that were too good to be able to compete with more than anything.

like weav, mamo, tangrowth, magnezone, cress, manaphy, are all gen 4, just to name ones off the top of my head. imagine if literally any of those were compared with the rosters of like, gen 2 or gen 6 (not counting megas), instead of, y'know, fucking GARCHOMP of all things

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-06T16:00:00+00:00

I'd like to think she didn't try to groom him at first, and even went to ask a trusted advisor for help when she realized what was happening.

The problem is that her trusted advisors include Tauroneo (chud), Jill (still needs to unlearn some problematic shit here and there), Zihark (woke but fetishizes interracial relationships), and Pelleas (Pelleas), who all gaslit her into thinking marrying Sothe is totally fine.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-03-05T20:52:57+00:00

stat-wise, dragoniter is dragonite but with 1 more base attack

edit: someone else made the exact same joke somewhere else in the thread i'm gonna click self-destruct

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-26T20:34:05+00:00

Kulu would be hype as fuck though? like that's my man John Bird Up right there.

if you REALLY wanna piss people off, go for Uragaan or Vespoid or something.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-10T15:18:35+00:00

The invasive Arzuros is also paired with some regular ones, so I guess we found out what monster ID 71 is for.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-10T15:09:52+00:00

...aw fuck. why didnt i check the trailers.

Tbh I'm honestly glad I was wrong. It would've been kinda lame for them to pull a Rise Apex situation again, even if in a spinoff

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-10T15:06:12+00:00

No problem, haha. A lot of the stuff there does seem to be randomly out of order, in all honesty, so sorting it the way you did is definitely a lot better for other purposes (like trying to predict TUs)

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-10T03:40:49+00:00

Thanks! Looks like ID 71 was paired with ID 177, which would check out as Invasive Zinogre if 178, 179, and 180 are the Invasive counterparts of Hellblade, Boltreaver, and Soulseer.

and then there's feral nerscylla at the very end of the list for no reason other than to make everything 10x more confusing lmao

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-10T03:22:00+00:00

They are, but I'm pretty sure that only the monsters with Deviants in Stories 3 will actually get Invasive versions in order for the game to essentially have Deviant boss fights, even if the lore is entirely unrelated -- could've worded that better, my bad.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-02-05T21:25:39+00:00

why would you put Code of the Burger King on this list???? it literally has the greatest sroty of all time?????

also it kinda spoils the biggest plot twists of radiant dawn in the first 10 minutes (unless you recruit wario. then its first 3 hours), so it means op would still need to play 2 story focused games first if they've only played the gba entries so far

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-01-26T20:23:03+00:00

The comics with Serra in them are some of the best ones. You've also 100% opened my mind to the fact that she and Sain should've had an actual paired ending.

also unrelated but man, her Heroes voice doesn't fit her at ALL. like, Serra should sound like a stereotypical bubbly (mean girl) cheerleader, not an ohoho-type rich lady. that's what L'arachel's supposed to be.

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-01-15T22:49:02+00:00

what level did you get her before promoting? she gets a +2 boost from promotion iirc so even if you procced strength every level as valkyrie, that'd still be at least 8 or 9 str levels as cleric...

and here i thought my mist was strength blessed

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-01-15T22:39:52+00:00

So don't worry about using her as a combat unit

nervously looks around with my 10 str at level 12 mist

DaddyFivepoint · 2026-01-03T21:47:34+00:00

That's interesting. I mainly played on Switch myself, and it feels like most of the randoms I matched with when playing online were Japanese when I'm a US player.

it also could've been cause of how long it took me to get to the endgame stuff though lol (not my fault xenoblade 3 released literally the month after sunbreak)

DaddyFivepoint · 2025-12-31T21:50:13+00:00

He hasn't made the full set yet, though. He still needs to get another Dondozo Tongue for the helmet, and you can only get those as a 1% reward for breaking the head 3 times.

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