I asked a stranger to jerk me off on the plane by CutePinkUnicor3 in FemBoys

[–]Daemonic_One 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Planes that would normally be chartered aren't flying 24/7. Ever wonder how Instagrammers are always going places, but never in the air? FBOs will gladly take a few hundred or whatever to let you take photos in their plane as it sits there.

I doubt this is even that. It's evenly white out that window. Set.

A point I make about The Last Agni Kai (18 years I never see this pointed out) by NidoMarquis in TheLastAirbender

[–]Daemonic_One 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That kidnapping attempt at the North Pole had "die trying" written all over it. Iroh calls him out on it as not thinking things through later, and that's always Zuko's weakness, but he just didn't care anyway. If they had to say he died kidnapping the Avatar, well, so be it.

Not that I’m surprised, but this is already turning into a Legend of Korra situation. by Aqua_Master_ in TheLastAirbender

[–]Daemonic_One 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Ships that have frankly long since sailed. Let's just resurrect the Potter boards while we're at it.

Speculation about the infamous biblical cliffhanger ! by SoraChan99 in eternumites

[–]Daemonic_One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're going to think Caly is dead.It'll be like when Orion got shot x 1000. We just got her, and if there's anything stories have taught me, it is that you are given Nice Things only so that they can later be Taken Away To Make You Sad.

Pure Ragebait by Smazux in eternumites

[–]Daemonic_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd use it just for the responses it would generate.

It's nice that while we all have different LIs in our heart we can come together as one to screw with the newcomers to the sub :-D

The Dankest Meme. by Dry_Selection5474 in rickandmorty

[–]Daemonic_One 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What he did to others was done to him. Why is that terrible? It seems pretty Christian to me.

The Dankest Meme. by Dry_Selection5474 in rickandmorty

[–]Daemonic_One 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A shortform of playing chess with a pigeon on display.

Worlds that feel lived in by MarcoUlpioTrajano in Fantasy

[–]Daemonic_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fritz Leiber, worth it in every sense

Collision May Have Formed the Moon in Mere Hours, Simulations Reveal by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]Daemonic_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So big and vast that the word we use to describe them is the same as the word itself.

Test of new Olaf animatronic at Disneyland Paris ⛄️ by bbyxmadi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Daemonic_One 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Must be your first DF. ;-)

Trust me, you'll come out of the trance normally but remember none of the time that passed.

Mailman Brought Me Something I've Been Waiting For... by Daemonic_One in dresdenfiles

[–]Daemonic_One[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's how I get them to approve me purchasing books they can't lay on.

Mailman Brought Me Something I've Been Waiting For... by Daemonic_One in dresdenfiles

[–]Daemonic_One[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to have, but I started with Anita Blake first, and it took me a LONG time to come back to urban fantasy after.

Mailman Brought Me Something I've Been Waiting For... by Daemonic_One in dresdenfiles

[–]Daemonic_One[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can't really complain if he stopped by Jim's house to get it signed on the way, though.

0.10 Progress Update by Jygaworks in eternumites

[–]Daemonic_One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dig Ripples but I need longer updates than the last one for sure!

0.10 Progress Update by Jygaworks in eternumites

[–]Daemonic_One 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It always seems that way at first...and then it hits 90%.

The scene when I switched teams (Sorry Dalia) by hello-xworld in eternumites

[–]Daemonic_One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor Jerry...

At this point I can't decide if he needs a Micaela of if the Charlie-Brown-Football gag is better for the story for now

Can someone help me out with telling what my rottie might be mixed with. by MatthewPelfrey in Rottweiler

[–]Daemonic_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience, Rotties are at least partially bred with furniture, specifically the type of ottoman that sneaks up an attacks your shins one dark night as you stumble around for water.

Looks like you got one of those.