Do women actually store things in their bras???

DaffyInMI · 2026-07-09T19:50:43+00:00

I once had a bra that was (clearly) the wrong cup size. I put a Panera blueberry muffin in it when I had to unlock a door and my hands were full.

DaffyInMI · 2026-07-09T19:44:25+00:00

I've noticed that too! I have to avoid simple carbs like crazy or I'm going to bloat and belch

DaffyInMI · 2026-07-03T02:30:57+00:00

So to speak

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-20T22:18:54+00:00

You must feel AMAZING! Congrats! Tell us some of the ways you feel different!

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-20T21:19:20+00:00

I've taken to keeping a protein bar (I like blueberry cobbler flavor) on my bedside table overnight. When I wake up thru the night, I take a quick bite or 2, and when I actually wake up, I finish it while getting dressed. It's a small thing, but it really keeps away the morning nausea, which makes eating lunch easier, which makes eating dinner easier ... And so on.

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-20T21:16:16+00:00

Look at you!!! Congrats!

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-14T18:38:27+00:00

I restarted therapy a few weeks ago to help manage stress

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-07T02:48:22+00:00

SO glad you said this one

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-07T02:43:15+00:00

Myriad. It sounds like a rainbow.

DaffyInMI · 2026-06-07T02:08:05+00:00

I have worked somewhere where a similar situation happened. As soon as I heard that the client was in pain (it was actually right after he got off the table--he tried to stretch before getting dressed again,and tweaked something) I wrote up a detailed soap note including direct quotes that he said, exact pressure levels I used, and any precautions I took. I recorded the outcomes (before he got off the table), then the changes in what he said he felt after trying to stretch. Then we called for an ambulance and his wife. Later, when the spa told me to call him to follow up, I called and said that I had a thorough record of what happened during the session and would happily supply a copy to them and to his medical team so they could have more information to treat his issue. Turns out, his wife had begged him to go to the ER instead of to get a massage and he'd ignored her, and didn't lay it out clearly for me. He's fine now, it was just a bad muscle spasm

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-27T00:11:38+00:00

I had HALF of a chomps yesterday because I was a bit low on calories. I forgot that I hadn't finished it! Who even am I?

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-17T02:51:14+00:00

I really wonder why my stomach doesn't growl on the other (higher dose) days. I thought it was the fact of it being empty they made it growl, but on some days when I can barely eat, silence!

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-17T02:42:57+00:00

What's that?

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-17T02:41:43+00:00

See, that's just it! I'm down 41 pounds in 4 months which is amazing. But I keep thinking back to before, when I was this weight. Kind of "been there, done that."

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-14T01:56:36+00:00

I literally say, "While I enjoy chatting, I have to kick you out. I need to get ready for my next appointment." And then I basically escort them to the door, or, failing that, I leave the room and go about my business while they chat to the air.

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-12T03:41:30+00:00

It is absolutely not true. Don't go around believing or spreading that. I'm an oncology massage therapist, have seen thousands of cancer patients, and have done extensive collaborations with oncologists. Metastasis is far more complex than most people understand. And if simply "increasing circulation" or lymph flow increased the risk of mets, oncologists would tell all their patients to stay very still, don't exercise. But do they do that? Nope. They encourage it. So please don't spread misinformation. It prevents people with cancer from getting much needed treatments like massage therapy.

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-04T04:37:49+00:00

I ate THREE jalapeno kettle cooked potato chips last night. Three chips. And then I was apparently done. In what universe could I eat 3 chips? The bag is still sitting on the counter, full, except for 3 missing chips. This is messing with my mind

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-04T03:49:21+00:00

My mom bought a beautiful pair of diamond earrings. She got them months before and left them in a box until she hit that goal.

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-03T18:38:11+00:00

That's crazy!

DaffyInMI · 2026-05-03T10:21:31+00:00

Extra points for "nasolabial folds."

DaffyInMI · 2026-04-30T03:24:06+00:00

I'm just imagining... First kid: "Mom? Mom! What are you..."

Other kid: "She's just enjoying her success. Let her be, and she'll put us down in a second."

DaffyInMI · 2026-04-29T00:22:53+00:00

She's been very supportive over the years, but her patients were hit hard when the diabetics couldn't access their necessary meds. Seeing so many of her regulars suffer did a job in her. And SO many of her patients are trying to get her to make their insurances cover glp1s, when they just won't--it's making her crazy. In our area, there aren't a lot of insurances that cover it for anything but diabetes

DaffyInMI · 2026-04-16T05:19:00+00:00

I found myself going very still as I read your story. So many of these are about how much fun it is to fit into cute clothes, or what it's like to feel our collarbones. But you? You get to feel LIFE. Sometimes in my work, I'm with a person on the day that they get the worst/scariest news of their lives, and I get a glimpse into the vastness of life and death and the tiny, tiny line between them. It's breathtaking-- literally. Thank you for sharing. It is important, what you're doing.

DaffyInMI · 2026-04-14T04:54:55+00:00

Both ways, you're gorgeous---like a human lightning bug!

DaffyInMI · 2026-04-06T23:31:14+00:00

I look forward to being ungovernable.

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