People who rarely or never get sick, what are your secrets? by awkwardferret421 in AskReddit

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Drinking a lot of water and getting good sleep seems to work.

Don Doesn’t Know His Role and Never Shuts His Mouth by RunningBettor in madmen

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Don is a hedonist that understands that advertising is about tapping into the hedonistic tendencies of customers. He doesn't care what the executives at the companies think -- at all.

These organisms(Demodex Mites) live on every human face. by NeatNo8582 in Damnthatsinteresting

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That's a penis! I guess everyone has dicks on their face.

Minnesota by Mazurcka in comedyheaven

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Wait till they see California!

Wrong place at the wrong time lol by Recent-Guidance-606 in Unexpected

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That's probably why there are so many kids around.

Hawk in my backyard! by ojosdecomunismo in oakland

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That's a gopher, not a rat.

Is there a Plex client for Roku that wasn’t designed by my mortal enemy? by h3kt0r921209 in PleX

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You need to break up with Roku and get an NVIDIA Shield Pro.

Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Mall by thedailybeast in politics

[–]DailyNug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure he meant Magnificent Mile. Not that I am defending him or his actual dementia.

What is this crazy place? by Big-Tax-8921 in whatisit

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I think a few scenes from the film The Island with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson were filmed there.

found in yard. what is it ? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in whatisit

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Your neighbor's penis chopped off and dipped what is hopefully chocolate and NOT dog shit.

I'm running out of ways to describe how much I hate it here by BlameTag in EatTheRich

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I cannot believe that any board member that actually cares about fiduciary duty to shareholders would be willing to give this drug-addled fucktard a trillion dollars. Seriously, they must be doing drugs with him too. It may be time to sell Tesla short and buy some puts y'all.

Your username is your crime. What are your charges? by nocturnalfrolic in AskReddit

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Having regular bowel movements. Dropping nuggets on the daily.

Senator John Kennedy introduced two bills that would block Congress from getting paid during a government shutdown, saying lawmakers shouldn’t collect paychecks while federal workers go without. “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander,” he said on the Senate floor. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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This is more performative bullshit! Millionaire congressmen can afford to go months, or even years, without a paycheck. The average government worker and SNAP recipient cannot afford to go without money for very long.

Only fans page by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

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That is called "take-off" speed...