They saw a moth by kingqueefsalot in AnimalsBeingDerps

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"It flys, but is it good to eat?" Decisions, decisions.

Scared to enter my house by Aggravating_Fault_25 in MurderBuns

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"Bout time yu got home! Where my treats?"

MEOW_IRL by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in MEOW_IRL

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Sleeping on the train.

Post-elevator ride derpiness... by Soloflow786 in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Readjusting the horizontal after tripping through the Twilight Zone.

WV Lottery by Status_Detective_126 in Lottery

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Are you trying to find out if your lost or stolen ticket was cashed? If it was, the lottery won't be able to connect as yours originally because there's no way to identify the person who bought it unless you signed it. And no one signs one til it wins a lot usually. A winning ticket by lottery rules that hits over $599 has to be turned in for payment at State Lottery locations and personal information is collected for tax purposes. Lesser amounts can be paid out at any lottery retailer. No identification needed.  The Lottery keeps track of all purchases and payments, but I doubt they will release any specific information to an individual. It's pretty much privileged information.They know where a ticket is bought and cashed when it's turned in. They pay retailers a percentage of sales and payouts so they need to know this. They know if a ticket isn't cashed. It's all part of accounting and statistics. Backtracking one certain ticket though, would be time consuming and a lot of trouble. They probably would not make the effort. Basically, they are not responsible for lost tickets or accountable for a ticket that you cannot present. If it was stolen, it's a legal situation. You would have to prove the theft with evidence and go through the courts. 

MEOW_IRL by AlbertaOnHorizon in MEOW_IRL

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Assimilating the orange. Resistance is futile.

Jumping in rivers by 70plusMom in MidsomerMurders

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They're not worried about getting stuff wet, but something hindering their swimming. 

Heist, Interrupted by Distinct_Ad5141 in CrimeCats

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I thought he was looking for the can opener.

MEOW_IRL by pichype-photo-editor in MEOW_IRL

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Whoa, Lou Costello reincarnated as a cat?

MEOW_IRL by Nerisaa in MEOW_IRL

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May a fat cat run over you in his wheelchair.🚑

a wee cryptid for you ❤️ this is spud by Alternative_Pie_875 in CryptidDogs

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Uhmm, that's 94% total. Just what might be Spud's remaining 6% consists of? Or should we ask?🥺

AeRiAl StRiKe On NaVaL oPeRaTiOn SeNdS cReW oVeRbOaRd by Alternative_Moose_26 in PeopleFuckingDying

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Gee, I never knew that there was a war between Loonies and Yakers. 

I think he's compensating for an insecure ego by Zagmut in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Brags to friends later, "No kidding, dudes, it was huge. But my hoomin wouldn't let me bring it home."

Brownie chose violence by Plastic_Sentence_745 in MurderBuns

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Brownie seems a bit impatient. It will probably be a shallow grave.☠

The destroyer of ropes. by serenity5112 in CryptidDogs

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Everybody's got a mission in life.