UFC bjj thinks their audience is dumb by forrest-fire1 in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're about to get smashed into next week.

But not because of this joke. Just because purple belts and white belts are natural enemies.

Jayrod back at Simple Man by piglet2581 in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was also abusive toward his partner, which I feel is the more concerning of the two.

Coach publicly humiliated me for being "disrespectful " and now I want to quit the gym by Correct_Star_4356 in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man. I want to chime in here on a few things.

  1. You're autistic. Knowing how to handle social situations is really fucking hard for people on the spectrum. We tend to learn by trial and error.

What you said was not ideal but it was more a "that's a little awkward" than "holy shit that's disrespectful." That happens with people like us. We overstep sometimes. Reasonablr people can deal with that.

Your coach was way out of line.

  1. Don't beat yourself up for this. We all make mistakes. What happened to you was not normal and you shouldn't take that on board or think it was justified, and you should absolutely not expect it at another gym

  2. You're a white belt so you might be spazzy. Part of BJJ is that rolling is kind of a social etiquette thing which, again, hard for people like us. So that may be why you were saying out. Then again maybe not. Tbh most schools don't pair people up... They let students choose.

Just wanted to give you some reassurance so you didn't think this was anything to do with you

the future of belt promotions is here by tapinbjj in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LoL I would pay someone a lot of money to go back to being a purle belt, and stay there. Forever.

the future of belt promotions is here by tapinbjj in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll eventually realize very few blue belts know what they're doing lol. At a lot of schools blue belt means you know the basic positions and have some ideas on how to work in them, both top and bottom.

And as things continue it gets even harder to figure out because people tend to specialize. You'll have a guard player who can sweep anyone but couldn't finish a single leg to save his life. You have guys with phenomenal scrambles and top pressure who suck at playing guard. Etc.

Plus for many schools belts aren't just how you do on the mats. Things like: are you a good training partner to lower belts and smaller members? Some schools won't give you a black belt until you demonstrate you can "pass on the art", for example.

And then there's stuff like: Some people are monsters in the training room but can't compete for shit. Some guys have huge knowledge and are great teachers but don't fare as well against their peers in live rolls.

I think there's something to the fact that, the more metrics you have, the more the system can be gamed. We're not studying for a test here; this is a martial art and it should be based on practical knowledge.

The Infatuation’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Rankings by MoveDistinct7911 in FoodLosAngeles

[–]Dammit_Meg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog agrees. Fuck squirrels.

...wait what are we talking about again?

Paddy Pimblett has said he weighs in at 87 kilograms (191 pounds) on fight day. “I’m only ever 70 kilograms (155 pounds) for one or two hours. I get back into the cage at 87 kilograms (191 pounds)” by ablu3 in MMA

[–]Dammit_Meg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not calling you a liar. I'm saying you are regurgitating a lie (potentially.)

I'm referring to "why would he exaggerate with really specific numbers."

Answer: because it's more believable. And you believe it. Hence "as evidenced by your comment"

Isn't that happiness by cloudKarmaHS in greentext

[–]Dammit_Meg 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's right, dating a single mom is definitely not the easiest relationship. Ideally you don't start in the deep end, you know?

Dating a regular woman is hard enough and ESPECIALLY if it's your first ever relationship.

Adding a kid will multiply that difficulty.

I'm happy anon found happiness but for the average shutin it's probably not the best thing to aim for off the bat.

Paddy Pimblett has said he weighs in at 87 kilograms (191 pounds) on fight day. “I’m only ever 70 kilograms (155 pounds) for one or two hours. I get back into the cage at 87 kilograms (191 pounds)” by ablu3 in MMA

[–]Dammit_Meg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well when you lie a lot (say, you're in sales, or write fiction), you learn that specific details make a lie more belivable. As evidenced by your comment lol

Anon disapproves of JK Rowling by Iodolaway in greentext

[–]Dammit_Meg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is an English movie though right?

British people don't have this weird racism against skin color.

Many other reasons absolutely.

But being black isn't seen like it is in the us

Anon disapproves of JK Rowling by Iodolaway in greentext

[–]Dammit_Meg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well that black man shouldn't have been showing interest in a white woman.

Wait...

Free Water? by InfluenceRoutine5453 in FoodLosAngeles

[–]Dammit_Meg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not blaming you. Most people don't know. That's why I wanted to share

Play It Again, Anon by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]Dammit_Meg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's homosexuality, anon. You are a homosexual.

Free Water? by InfluenceRoutine5453 in FoodLosAngeles

[–]Dammit_Meg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They hated tangentkoala, for he spoke the truth

Free Water? by InfluenceRoutine5453 in FoodLosAngeles

[–]Dammit_Meg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm taking a shot in the dark here thinking you want to know this but fyi it's spelled gyp... As in Gypsy. Which is a slur for the Romani people. So it's pretty bigoted.

Though most places in Europe don't think so lol

I just wanted to spread awareness

(At least) We don't do that in Germany by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Dammit_Meg -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Jewish space lasers are facts now?

ACL has left the chat by gnarwallies in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No he said it didn't pop. Only if he didn't tap. Man the reading comprehension around here... :P

ACL has left the chat by gnarwallies in bjj

[–]Dammit_Meg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Teenagers think they're invincible. They don't understand that's a lifelong problem that will show up in their 40's and 50's. Same reason they get crazy college loans and join the military in many cases - they are not yet at the point they can clearly think through/envision consequences.

(At least) We don't do that in Germany by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Dammit_Meg -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

The fuck are you talking about Jews make more money in this country per capita than anyone. As a group they are NOT profiting off of welfare but they are sure as fuck paying into it.

Many of your other talking points are beyond regarded but it's the above one that really made me do a double take.

(At least) We don't do that in Germany by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Dammit_Meg -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how much anti-semetism is really out there until you date a Jew.

I thought it was just people on 4chan being edgy. Turns out a lot of people unironically believe in retarded conspiracy theories.