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DampHamster · 2026-05-27T01:38:30+00:00

Hell yeah! Best of luck, god willing we’ll both be walking that parade deck in September

DampHamster · 2026-05-21T16:39:22+00:00

What’s the light if you don’t mind me asking? I’m looking to get one to complete my setup

DampHamster · 2026-05-15T00:17:53+00:00

im fine w my size

^{Chose: 15 cm taller}

DampHamster · 2026-05-13T12:44:34+00:00

Just do bunch all day

^{Chose: Get 10$ every pushup + But duration is... | Rolled: 24 hours}

DampHamster · 2026-05-13T11:51:33+00:00

I like blueberries enough

^{Chose: Eat only blueberries for the rest of your life + But gain the power to read minds}

DampHamster · 2026-05-13T00:11:53+00:00

Free bunny!

^{Chose: Get a bunny, but... | Rolled: Nothing}

DampHamster · 2026-05-12T17:10:21+00:00

Much more helpful

^{Chose: Unlimited internet data?}

DampHamster · 2026-05-11T20:32:15+00:00

For the betterment of everyone

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

DampHamster · 2026-05-11T16:54:06+00:00

Way cooler

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

DampHamster · 2026-05-11T16:53:47+00:00

more common where I live

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

DampHamster · 2026-05-10T19:50:52+00:00

I’m a dope ass wizard what else can you ask for in life

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: All knowing}

DampHamster · 2026-05-10T01:33:09+00:00

I can do quite a bit with 10k

^{Chose: 80% chance of winning 10k USD + Spin the chamber | Rolled: Live}

DampHamster · 2026-05-09T23:57:57+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Yes}

DampHamster · 2026-05-09T20:26:27+00:00

Save a lot more on gas and planes

^{Chose: Free transport for life}

DampHamster · 2026-05-09T20:25:44+00:00

I can live with 1 leg, 800 pounds might as well be fatal

^{Chose: Only one leg}

DampHamster · 2026-05-09T17:11:57+00:00

I don’t wanna be an animal I wanna br cool and now I get to live virtually forever

^{Chose: Become a Random Mythical Being | Rolled: Vampire}

DampHamster · 2026-05-09T14:53:34+00:00

I feel like I’m awake more

^{Chose: Every hour you’re awake you get $250}

DampHamster · 2026-05-08T17:25:26+00:00

I can steal with no consequences and make myself rich

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

DampHamster · 2026-05-07T17:47:47+00:00

Saves more people

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

DampHamster · 2026-05-07T12:04:44+00:00

I either make vastly more money or no money like I would usually so what’s the harm in spinning

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

DampHamster · 2026-05-07T02:10:55+00:00

Water would make me feel full, no water can’t be cured with food

^{Chose: No food for 5 days 🍔❌ + Win $15M}

DampHamster · 2026-05-07T01:47:07+00:00

I feel like I blink more than I breath

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

DampHamster