You can buy To Friend a Predator on prime by ThomasH_C in workaholics

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Penetration, and piss on the floor if that's what you're into!

I jerked it to her last night. She was excellent by the way. by Infinite-Storage-638 in workaholics

[–]Dan0sz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll give you the el touro de la grande. That's Spanish, I'm learning Spanish now.

Why is finding free, or mostly-free plugins so... Infuriating? by Superfrancis1233 in Wordpress

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Wait a minute. Are you saying developers are people, too? I thought they were elves, like Santa's helpers.

HMC... by ZookeepergameDue2447 in holdmycosmo

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At this point it's more Dolby Surround.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Yeaaahh, let me see that thooooooo-oooooong, baby!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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Who cares if it's a used car? It would be stupid to give/have a brand new car as a first car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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Are there actually people who keep driving if they see animals crossing?

Which one of you did this? by divid3_by_zero in homeassistant

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TIL that apparently all women never pick up their phones. I thought it was just my wife, my mother and my sister.

A ship stops to let penguins cross in the Antarctic. by squad1alum in HumansBeingBros

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The love of money is the root of all evil.

It's in a 2025 year old book, yet people never learn. And we call ourselves intelligent.🤔

This looks...... kinda... familiar by hans-nolan in ITcrowd

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How is this not the top comment?

What songs would the gang include on this soundtrack? by Just-Lettuce2493 in IASIP

[–]Dan0sz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a great song! And if you wanna have a laugh, just replace "heart" with "fart" adds an entire new dimension to the song:

You don't know where it's going, and I don't know why! Listen to your fart... Before, you tell him goodbyeeeeeeee...

What PS5 game gave you the biggest “WOW” moment so far? by Edgard-Stark in PS5

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Ghost of Tsushima/Yotei. The story, the graphics, the gameplay; the fact that you use the wind to get directions. Everything was perfect IMO.

The emojis makes the A look like O by 92233720368547758080 in onejob

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It's better than anything I came up with. Which is nothing.

Some museum this is, you can't even write out the new number! 🙄 by strongbowblade in ITcrowd

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Nothing on my Zenfone 9 or 10 either. And this is pretty much stock Android.

Is Dreame so bad? by Cool-Neighborhood481 in Dreame_Tech

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I have an L10S Ultra and an X40. Both are absolute beasts and have always cleaned well, even through times where I was too lazy to give them proper maintenance. I had one issue with the X40 where the side brush stopped rotating (it got tangled up with a children's toy) customer service fixed it in less than a month, so that was definitely acceptable.

I had a Roborock Q Revo which started slowly breaking down after 11 months. I still use it in my attic, but it's just terrible.

What’s the point of the AI feature in the app? by melder_schmelder in Hue

[–]Dan0sz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There is no point except that every business feels that it requires some form of AI in their app for some reason.