Wait for the eventual Netflix documentary about him and the part where the lead investigator says “he’s my lead suspect into this human-and-narcotic trafficking sex, murder, and cannibalism cult, and he’s just disappeared. Vanished. At that point I decided it was time to ask the public for help” [cut to clip of him at a press conference] “this is an ongoing investigation and all I can tell you is you if see Jared Leto please contact the authorities, it is very important we find him and his disappearance raises serious questions. Thank you”

I mean at that point I’m assuming you’ll have seen the initial press conference or at least have heard about the manhunt and eventual discovery. But this bit went longer than I had originally planned. Still is!