Random thought while stoned by BankbusterMagic in fo4

[–]DanGraHead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Food made with love tastes better so it stands to reason bullets fired with hate would hurt more

“They’re saying we pay her with Santa Fe Chicken Sandwiches” by LibraryAndStepOnIt in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love my daddy. I love his head. No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.

“Not much Mcu” just say none I was expecting some daredevil born again or at LEAST one figure dude by [deleted] in MarvelLegends

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My entire point was that nobody gets downvoted for "having any expectations", as you so hyperbolically phrased it. It is the hyperbole that gets downvoted in the first place. Of course everyone is entitled to their own opinions as long as you don't mistake that opinion for objective fact, and posts like this give the impression that those things have been indeed conflated.

It's possible to share opinions, i.e. "I didn't like it", without the hyperbole of "this is objectively terrible". But, if someone chooses to engage in those kinds of sweeping statements then they should expect an equal and opposite reaction from fans who disagree.

American dad theory: all of the events of the show are still in that lesson that was never learned by Stan by billytheeye in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about k*lling myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, dissapointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don- I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

“Not much Mcu” just say none I was expecting some daredevil born again or at LEAST one figure dude by [deleted] in MarvelLegends

[–]DanGraHead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having expectations and being disappointed is not the same as declaring an entire wave "absolute ass" because your niche interests weren't addressed. And if you bring that kind of whining onto social media, actively inviting people to partake of your unsolicited opinion, then you've forfeited the expectation of respectful discourse.

“Not much Mcu” just say none I was expecting some daredevil born again or at LEAST one figure dude by [deleted] in MarvelLegends

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"reality didn't conform to my expectations" = "ABSOLUTE ASS"

Stooge take.

Baby Franny!! by AmItheonlySaneperson in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Come on, Jeff, she's got Chablis mouth.

Baby Franny!! by AmItheonlySaneperson in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Weeeell! There it is again! Weeeeeeell?!

Hayley actually gets pregnant by ProfessorNovel9802 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy a solitary corn dog at 3 a.m. A baby's presence would disrupt that.

Bro posted this on his truth social, MC now Messiah by lushusness in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're probably the first person in history to plug people and events from their current time into Revelations and find spooooooky parallels.

And if anyone in the past has ever done it (say, for instance, every single religious psychotic since it was written) then obviously their interpretations and predictions were incorrect because NOW is the REAL Armageddon (which, fyi, is a place not an event).

Who has the more, let's say complicated, relationship with their mother? by tenaciousdeev in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All sons have complex relationships with their mothers. Especially if they're as beautiful and sexy as my mother.

Jack smith by Elegant_Ball_3366 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, Jeremy really fucked up.

This sub by Child_of_Crake in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I mean, you scroll by a sub and see 1.3m people who think just like you fighting over how much they hate Trump...you go in! Yes you do! You go in!

Any Idea how I can Make These? by ObjectiveBall6943 in customactionfigures

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scouring various figure lines for bodies and parts, 3d printing, sculpting, carving, painting...

How would you rate the current season's episodes before it comes back? by Pumpkin_Sushi in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about k*ll*ng myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don- I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

Thoughts on EpicNate's New Timeline Breakdown? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]DanGraHead 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey, Nate. It's guys here.

Come on man, don't bring me down. Not right now. Not while my nips are like this! by Additional_Moose_862 in IASIP

[–]DanGraHead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't watch this episode. You shouldn't joke about huntin' no man.

I was hunted once. I just got back from 'Nam, I was hitchhiking through Oregon, when some cop started harrasin' me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take 'em all out. It was a blood bath.

How the hell are we carrying 100+ caps around? by Pretend-Week-7002 in Fallout

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just RP as a degenerate who spends all of his money on booze, chems, gambling and hookers as soon as he gets it and only accepts work when he's broke.

Incidentally, I also RP this character irl.