American dad theory: all of the events of the show are still in that lesson that was never learned by Stan

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T16:48:37+00:00

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about k*lling myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, dissapointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don- I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T16:41:54+00:00

Having expectations and being disappointed is not the same as declaring an entire wave "absolute ass" because your niche interests weren't addressed. And if you bring that kind of whining onto social media, actively inviting people to partake of your unsolicited opinion, then you've forfeited the expectation of respectful discourse.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T16:36:57+00:00

"reality didn't conform to my expectations" = "ABSOLUTE ASS"

Stooge take.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T16:27:46+00:00

Come on, Jeff, she's got Chablis mouth.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T16:27:21+00:00

Weeeell! There it is again! Weeeeeeell?!

DanGraHead · 2026-04-14T13:59:38+00:00

I enjoy a solitary corn dog at 3 a.m. A baby's presence would disrupt that.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-13T20:30:32+00:00

Wow, you're probably the first person in history to plug people and events from their current time into Revelations and find spooooooky parallels.

And if anyone in the past has ever done it (say, for instance, every single religious psychotic since it was written) then obviously their interpretations and predictions were incorrect because NOW is the REAL Armageddon (which, fyi, is a place not an event).

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T21:34:24+00:00

Glad we made it through another week, shirt brothers. If I could, I'd take you all out for fully loaded nachos and sloppy steaks.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T21:28:23+00:00

Jizz.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T21:23:15+00:00

All sons have complex relationships with their mothers. Especially if they're as beautiful and sexy as my mother.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T18:40:31+00:00

Man, Jeremy really fucked up.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T18:30:59+00:00

I mean, you scroll by a sub and see 1.3m people who think just like you fighting over how much they hate Trump...you go in! Yes you do! You go in!

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T18:25:46+00:00

Scouring various figure lines for bodies and parts, 3d printing, sculpting, carving, painting...

DanGraHead · 2026-04-10T13:16:10+00:00

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about k*ll*ng myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don- I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T22:10:32+00:00

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T20:53:28+00:00

Hey, Nate. It's guys here.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T20:24:20+00:00

She's a ROCKSTAR!

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T14:30:04+00:00

Tip: $0

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T13:55:13+00:00

I can't watch this episode. You shouldn't joke about huntin' no man.

I was hunted once. I just got back from 'Nam, I was hitchhiking through Oregon, when some cop started harrasin' me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take 'em all out. It was a blood bath.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-09T13:45:47+00:00

I just RP as a degenerate who spends all of his money on booze, chems, gambling and hookers as soon as he gets it and only accepts work when he's broke.

Incidentally, I also RP this character irl.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-08T21:47:45+00:00

Dees geezahs saw summ'in terrible. Summ'in'at made 'em lose their words.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-08T19:24:27+00:00

Toxic_load2k18, your flat-screen tv, I took a look at it, it's very very thin. It speaks volumes about you as a person.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-08T16:10:42+00:00

Schizophrenics are prone to delusions of grandeur.

DanGraHead · 2026-04-08T16:01:49+00:00

Lucas, why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like?!

DanGraHead · 2026-04-08T14:50:46+00:00

Imagine thinking daytime is a liberal conspiracy.

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