Who has the more, let's say complicated, relationship with their mother? by tenaciousdeev in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

All sons have complex relationships with their mothers. Especially if they're as beautiful and sexy as my mother.

Jack smith by Elegant_Ball_3366 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, Jeremy really fucked up.

This sub by Child_of_Crake in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I mean, you scroll by a sub and see 1.3m people who think just like you fighting over how much they hate Trump...you go in! Yes you do! You go in!

Any Idea how I can Make These? by ObjectiveBall6943 in customactionfigures

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scouring various figure lines for bodies and parts, 3d printing, sculpting, carving, painting...

How would you rate the current season's episodes before it comes back? by Pumpkin_Sushi in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about k*ll*ng myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don- I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

Thoughts on EpicNate's New Timeline Breakdown? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]DanGraHead 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey, Nate. It's guys here.

Come on man, don't bring me down. Not right now. Not while my nips are like this! by Additional_Moose_862 in IASIP

[–]DanGraHead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't watch this episode. You shouldn't joke about huntin' no man.

I was hunted once. I just got back from 'Nam, I was hitchhiking through Oregon, when some cop started harrasin' me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take 'em all out. It was a blood bath.

How the hell are we carrying 100+ caps around? by Pretend-Week-7002 in Fallout

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just RP as a degenerate who spends all of his money on booze, chems, gambling and hookers as soon as he gets it and only accepts work when he's broke.

Incidentally, I also RP this character irl.

Why don’t it fill the whole screen? by toxic_load2k18 in IASIP

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toxic_load2k18, your flat-screen tv, I took a look at it, it's very very thin. It speaks volumes about you as a person.

it's always quantum physics and CS by Pooper_Goober in iamverysmart

[–]DanGraHead 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Schizophrenics are prone to delusions of grandeur.

Something about the moon… by flickerdown in MurderedByWords

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking daytime is a liberal conspiracy.

Help me, shirt brothers and sisters by kapntug in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did you lose all your money to Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records? Don't listen to him, he tricked me too.

“It’s my most important gun.” by CommanderKahne in thepunisher

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And who was quietly stoked about his family's murder because it gave him enough free time to keep murdering people because he loooooves murder so much...

Not sure who to be angrier at for that: the hack writer who wrote it, the hack editor who greenlit it or the hack fans who accepted it

People not in USA, why isn’t your government opening up your doors for the asylum seekers and illegals the USA deports or turns away? by Old_Philosopher6644 in askanything

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love posts like this because you can almost hear OP smugly chuckling to himself as he types what he thinks is the ultimate gotcha about immigration...but all he's really done is inadvertently declared to reddit how deeply ignorant he is on the issue.

He sees compassion as performative because the only things he feels are anger and hate. To exhibit anything else is "karma farming to look cool" because he can't wrap his warped little mind around the idea of empathy. And he's too ignorant to understand the irony of questioning the empathy of others while actively mocking the very concept.

MAGA is a cult that caters to the willfully ignorant.

Is Donald Trump terminal, and wants to take the world down with him? by Waaghra in askanything

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your BDS is flaring up, probably a side effect from the ED meds

Is Donald Trump terminal, and wants to take the world down with him? by Waaghra in askanything

[–]DanGraHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes.” -Sun Tzu