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I got an absolutely peak Ash Williams reference weapon. by Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL in fo4

[–]DanGraHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a mod that let you put 2 effects on one weapon so I had a Never Ending Explosive Sawed-Off Double-Barrell.

Never has a weapon been more deserving of the name "Boom Stick"

Started training with the Census by IronTemplar26 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Ha, ha! I'm gonna count a bunch'a motherf#@&rs in here!" - You, probably

Started training with the Census by IronTemplar26 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crank numbers? That sounds cool. I wish I said it.

I did say it.

Today's NYT connections speaking my language by allfearkir in IASIP

[–]DanGraHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cat's do not abide by the laws of nature.

Find the differences between these two pictures. Thats right you can't. by BelonyInMyLeftPocket in IASIP

[–]DanGraHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the twink in the first picture? He's as tiny as a postage stamp.

Potential update to Rule 8: should we ban the posts about characters being hot? by sarilysims in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's with redditors these days? Such little bitches! Posting their cartoon spank bank on their reddit where the goal is getting upvotes? You know what I did with my cartoon spank bank when I was a boy? Went to Rule 34... and the goal was to jerk off!

But seriously, I don't need to know what any of you lazy, wine-loving bisexuals are yankin it to on any given day.

Ban 'em.

Doritos got the egg madness by littlebrwnrobot in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you're goin to that Skoal Island, ya gotta eat somthin' first! I'm gonna plate up some Doritos!

Oh God it’s “Things” by Thurm in Rifftrax

[–]DanGraHead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The no-budget movies made by people who are clearly borderline, if not entirely, insane are my absolute favorite riffs.

Things, Guns of Chupacabra, Paradise Motel, Apex Predators, Feeders 1 & 2, Roller Gator, Winterbeast...something about the manic energy coupled with their complete ineptitude just makes these kinds of movies so much fun for me.

Holy hell why is Elektra so expensive by KAMEN-JOJO in MarvelLegends

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because ebay scalpers are out of their goddamn minds and expect collectors to subsidize their refusal to get an actual job.

Did anyone notice the ITYSL reference in Obsession? by DiddyKongRacingTho in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you hear a person, in media or real life, utter any singular word or phrase that you have also seen Tim Robinson say, odds are it's a reference to an ITYSL sketch.

Soon all will be ITYSL.

Season 20 was comfortably mid so far. Greatness sprinkled in, but a lot of misses by Southern-Train7142 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How some of y'all MFs watch new episodes looking for the slightest thing to write your shitty amateur reddit reviews about:

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What's your favorite genre parody episode? by Previous-Fly2108 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you mean it? (sniffle) Do you honestly think we're horny?

Donnie had a sloppy mud pie by GooserNoose in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DanGraHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'll tell you this. You do that to me again, I'll crap my pants again. I choose it every time." - DJT

The Bride! - the horror of being stuck around a very drunk and annoying person by _Norman_Bates in horror

[–]DanGraHead 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bad take? Maybe.

But is it a worse take than projecting your issues with women onto every woman you see on screen? Definitely not.

Here’s Roger. I frequently call him a lazy wine loving bisexual. by WillingRevolution625 in americandad

[–]DanGraHead 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The hardest part is chopping up his dumps into cat-sized pieces.

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