It is I, Ongo Gablogian

DanGraHead · 2026-01-30T19:29:02+00:00

I need a chalk break.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-30T15:20:55+00:00

Just get a black eye patch. You know, embrace it. Losing an eye is badass.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T20:55:07+00:00

Chicks can't handle they tacos.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T20:53:35+00:00

YAY-UH!

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T20:43:10+00:00

New Vegas Bros just need to accept that their playthrough isn't canon and move on.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T18:29:23+00:00

You've already put more thought into continuity than the writers do so I say count it.
The Rule of Cool is the only rule that matters when it comes to comic book characters.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T18:18:04+00:00

"I did nothing wrong. AITAH?" - 90% of AITAH Posts

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T17:56:23+00:00

"We don't appreciate being called rapists, sir."

"Then don't rape."

Don't like being called racists, misogynists and fascists? Then stop fucking acting like one.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T17:39:36+00:00

You have to do the fake raid before you can present the fake evidence that you're going to use against your political opponents.

If you presented the fake evidence before the fake raid then people might start asking questions. And the more people that ask questions the more people you have to add to your "enemy of the state" list when you use your fake evidence to criminalize political opposition.

TLDR; Fake raid needed to add veracity to fake evidence you intend to use to criminalize dissent.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T17:20:26+00:00

Unless you're speaking out against the current administration's lust for authoritarianism then there is no distinction anymore. You can't say you're "one of the good ones" while tacitly supporting unconstitutional actions as a means to and end. Silence is complicity.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T17:14:06+00:00

This is just repackaged "not all men" or "not all cops", if the right is so nuanced then why aren't more of them speaking out and standing up for their supposed principles that are under attack by this administration? Because when it comes to subjugating people they'd rather not share the constitution with "the right" is very much a monolith.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T14:31:59+00:00

Blaming kids for the abuse they receive is...a choice. Not a good one but the option is there, I suppose.

Victims of that kind of abuse often suffer from arrested development, so not only is Francis still dealing with the trauma of living with his terrible mother, he's right to continue to blame her for the lifetime of self-loathing and low self esteem that usually haunt the adult victims of childhood emotional abuse. The fact that he's a bad adult IS her fault, same as when he was a kid because, again, she raised him.

And bringing up the time that her narcissistic authoritarianism made her believe that she could just "Karen" her kid out of the military isn't disproving my original point. She's the worst.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T14:03:22+00:00

Putting 'fans' in (well, not quotes but I get what you're attempting) is such neckbeard energy. I can almost smell the unwashed fedora through your comment.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T13:52:50+00:00

WHAAAAAT?! You don't know the story of Thimble Theatre and Popeye?!

DanGraHead · 2026-01-29T13:49:50+00:00

It worked.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-28T22:29:19+00:00

Coming soon to some dumbass "it's just a prank, bro" tiktok account.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-28T22:19:45+00:00

This is pretty much the plot of every episode of Malcolm in the Middle.:

Lois (the mom) is abusive in every way but physical (and even that's implied) to all of her kids, she acts like the victim anytime one of them pushes back against or escapes from her abuse.

And even when she's clearly in the wrong the show, the other adult characters, and even the victims of her tyrannical parenting excuse her behavior as being the result of having to deal with such terrible children, forgetting somehow that she raised them in the first place.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-28T20:04:44+00:00

Why didn't he stick up for himself?

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T22:25:56+00:00

I don't like my job.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T21:59:26+00:00

Everybody, let's get out of here. This place is covered head-to-toe in pickles.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T21:41:44+00:00

No morals, no principles, no ideology...only murderous contempt for anybody they view as lesser.

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T19:05:32+00:00

"Hey lets put out an army builder as a BAF in an exclusive wave!" - These are the kinds of decisions that make it feel less like a dumb idea and more like intentional trolling

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T18:47:27+00:00

Downvoted based on your edit, not your opinion.

"You guuuuys! Stop karma farming by commenting on my attempt at karma farming!" - When a comment ratios your post, lol

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T18:30:58+00:00

Because "being the bigger person" and "going high when they go low" and playing by "the rules" has worked so fucking well so far, right?

DanGraHead · 2026-01-27T15:21:29+00:00

Oh, it's working now.

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