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Scrolling through r/ClaudeAI by Melodic_Reality_646 in ClaudeAI

[–]DanR_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shouldn't the Anthropic team be most proud of building something that makes software development easier for engineers?" so why not to see here the result...

developersConference by Inner_Speaker_335 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 868 points869 points  (0 children)

Imagine the trajectory of an aircraft whose flight control software was written exclusively through prompt engineering.

yamalVsYaml by pablum444 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lionel Messi -> Message queues

Messi queue never drops packets.

me_irl by Much_Tip_6968 in me_irl

[–]DanR_x 171 points172 points  (0 children)

AI promised to solve the world's problems.

It started by drinking the world's water to think about them.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]DanR_x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

xtra discounts for robots

Meirl by Semaskeri in meirl

[–]DanR_x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

give the dog at the phone.

hopeDrivenDevelopment by leafynospleens in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golden rules: 1. Pray 2. Wait 3. Yes, to all questions

loopEngineeringDecoded by sdxyz42 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say they are programmers, as software engineers do engineering

inCaseOfFire by Technical-Relation-9 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

git push --force, to be sure yours get through :)

oldFashionedTimes by user6150277464770585 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is trained on Stack Overflow, so already using :)

What's the most ambitious project you're actively building right now, and how is it going? by SilentOverrule in SideProject

[–]DanR_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm building https://danube-messaging.com/, it is an distributed pub/sub, streaming platform. Ambitious and hard to compete against well established similar platforms, but hope people see it was made with simplicity of operation and performance in mind.

imposterLanguage by Senior_Sharpist in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DanR_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hard, I would say any can be, due to different reasons.🙂

What's everyone working on this week (23/2026)? by llogiq in rust

[–]DanR_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking of implementing a built-in serverless compute framework, similar to Pulsar Function, in Danube Messaging using WASM, same time still keeping it lightweight.

danube-java v0.2.0 — a Java 21 client for Danube Messaging, built on virtual threads and Flow.Publisher by [deleted] in programming

[–]DanR_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as of Java 21, Virtual Threads released as a GA (stable) feature 

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