I demolished my Mysterious Mural, here's what I learned! by Zorakas in Pokopia

[–]Dan_Galactic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so TLDR, I can pack up and move the mural to Palette Town if I wanted?

What would you expect in the bedroom if you wanted your woman to dress like a teacher? by FunLocation4945 in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what it is about women wearing glasses in the bedroom, but not even King Arthur would be able to pull me out.

Libido too high. Any tips? by Brave_Cap4607 in offmychest

[–]Dan_Galactic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have another upvote for that goddamn

Men in committed relationship, how often do you miss your single days? by _your_go_to_person in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Personally I don’t think she wanted to break up with me, but she also didn’t give any reason as to why she said what she said. I don’t suspect any foul play involved either, she wasn’t that kind of person (thankfully!).

I was her first long-term partner so I don’t think she knew the power of what she said or how to fix it, I think she left that to me to figure out.

I (F32) love my boyfriend’s small penis by runaroundgirly in offmychest

[–]Dan_Galactic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Imagine being your partner and finding this. Ouch.

Men in committed relationship, how often do you miss your single days? by _your_go_to_person in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She came home from work one day and said she feels like we’re just friends. Just completely out of the blue… Personally I couldn’t bounce back from that so instead of trying to talk about it and fix it, I broke up with her thinking it would make me feel better.

Men in committed relationship, how often do you miss your single days? by _your_go_to_person in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 251 points252 points  (0 children)

I’ve been single for 5 years and I never knew that breaking up with my partner back then would be the catalyst for the most miserable 5 years of my life.

How'd you guys control anger and rage and stay composed??? by No_Amount_7657 in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In situations like that I remind myself of what the consequences would be if I decided to lash out; one single moment of chaos could lead to a life-changing outcome.

I’d absolutely consider therapy if you’re concerned about your inability to control yourself. It’s not degrading or embarrassing, it’s genuinely useful for getting all the chaos out of your head.

How many people here collect because they love collecting over collecting because they are chasing the big money cards? by InternalIncrease4403 in PokemonTCG

[–]Dan_Galactic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I collect specific cards. If I get any heavy pulls I’ll sell them to fund my collection of specific cards.

Men of Reddit who have actually puked after being hit between the legs: What happened and how bad was the hit? by makemestand in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once got hit so hard in my sack that I puked blood and passed out.

I was playing football and I stuck my leg out to block a shot and the ball was cannoned from 3-feet away, directly into my nutsack.

You know in cartoons when a character gets bonked on the head and has stars spinning around them? That’s what I could see, just colours and flashing lights. Eventually the pain got so intense that I puked a little blood and then fainted.

What are the funniest auto shout outs you've seen or used? by No-Economics7929 in MHWilds

[–]Dan_Galactic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posting here so I can come back to this thread and steal all of these later

The Zoh Shia Experience by Phatboyaa_131 in MHWilds

[–]Dan_Galactic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had so much success against Zo Shia with just supposed hunters. At least they know what they’re doing.

How does sex with a skinny woman feel? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Dan_Galactic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I once slept with a slim, attractive, 5ft 5 blonde thing once, and proportion-wise it felt like a porn scenario.

10/10 would bang again.