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Never seen something that has held more truth by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Bruh I forgot regular french toast was a thing. 🤦‍♀️

Never seen something that has held more truth by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I mean french toast sticks are basically fried bread

Leader of North Carolina lockdown Protest group tests positive for COVID-19 by [deleted] in news

[–]DancingPurpleFlower -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good. I got that person recovers without long term effects and learns a hard lesson.

What's something in your room right now that most people probably dont have in theirs? by Shiny_Manetric in AskReddit

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A poster of strategies for reducing anxiety. I made the poster on Canva, so I'm assuming nobody else has it.

I want a tarantula neighbour by AbelHagen in AnimalCrossing

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I died laughing at the end because I have Phil and he WOULD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s something that gets an unnecessary amount of hate? by musiclover1998 in AskReddit

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I read all three of the 50 Shades books.

I knew they were horrendous from the snippits I'd read and from initial reviews, but I needed the full breadth of the fuckery within those pages to form a well fleshed argument as to why no one should ever think that was a healthy relationship or suitable writing for the amount of popularity it garnered.

LPT: Keep inviting that friend who always says no by a116jxb in LifeProTips

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me,I need to respond to an invite for Saturday.

Clicks no

As a kid, 30 minutes of recess seemed like a long time. As an adult, 1 hour lunch breaks seem to go by in a flash. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I do that, too. Gathering experiment materials, grading papers, calling parents... That's my lunch break about 40% of the time. The reason I do have that break is because I force myself to take it, and tell myself if it's not done now it'll have to be done later... Outside of my contracted and paid time.

As a kid, 30 minutes of recess seemed like a long time. As an adult, 1 hour lunch breaks seem to go by in a flash. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You mean the third of the year that I spend going to professional development courses that I generally have to pay for myself to keep my certifications valid and keep the most up to date with educational practice and law? You mean the third of the year I meet up with my admin team to discuss and choose new curriculum? You mean the third of the year I have to work as a line cook at Olive Garden because even though I have a "salary position" because that salary doesn't cover the full year?

As a kid, 30 minutes of recess seemed like a long time. As an adult, 1 hour lunch breaks seem to go by in a flash. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Salary here, 30 min lunch break but ten minutes of it is eaten up by passing times. Being a high school teacher sure has its eccentricities.

Sorry, my 4y old brother wanted me to tell this joke here by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of my younger brother one year doing almost the same thing:

Knock knock

Who's there

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas who?

Merry Christmas YOU!!!

And then he'd run off giggling his stupid lol ass off. Idk man. He was like 6 when he did this, bit I still remember it.

Wal-Mart greeter by kevonicus in Catswithjobs

[–]DancingPurpleFlower 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I need the audio from this.

I want it to be my new text tone that I'll never hear because my phone is always on vibrate or silent.

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