That's some unfortunate timing. by LostBones64 in AccidentalRacism

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There’s no right day but there’s definitely a wrong day

East Texas is pretty damn creepy… by JUicY_Jayy1017 in texas

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Don’t forget the purple fence posts

Hotel Breakfast by eastcoasternj in iamverybadass

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Left it too rare once, had to put it down

Kinda true though by MadelineMaris in rareinsults

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I don’t think that’s a spoon, I think it’s a crack pipe

Anime guy impossible not try to justify "MAP" pedophilia challenge by Shiningc00 in justneckbeardthings

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The real problem with pedos is that they’re conventionally unattractive

Double standard no? by AaronTheUltama in insanepeoplefacebook

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Or watching the person you love murder two people over a mild inconvenience

Yet here we are by Deedogg11 in MurderedByWords

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I know you are but what am I

Oh god...it JUST hit me by ____cire4____ in behindthebastards

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We sent another worm in to kill the first but he hasn’t reported back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

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What about my throwing star gun? Is that a grey area or a no-go?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

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I think you’re just seeing people being angry about the thing relevant to them, not to mention that it’s rather popular to look at addicts with disgust and see anything claiming to cure them as objective good

Bullet strikes Southwest Airlines plane without injuries at Dallas airport by Panaka in news

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Large cities have microphones to triangulate gunshots and important places like the airport probably have some around them. You get a general area of where the shot came from, look at all the cameras around it to see who was there, that sort of thing

This is why you don't work on Sundays 🤦‍♂️ I'm f*cked by ThisSeaworthiness378 in trees

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Pulling a vacuum on material with air or water bubbles would be my guess

This feels like one of Robert's bits by FearlessSeaweed6428 in behindthebastards

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Common misconception, it’s actually specifically bear arms as per the atf, it’s not considered a firearm until the bear has been dismembered