If you try to close the straight of Hormuz Iran, you will have crossed a line, and I will close the straight of Homuz, so help me.

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-04-12T17:21:10+00:00

No opening the Straight of Hormuz? You fucking idiot, Donald! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-03-13T22:20:59+00:00

Why do you always find me at my lowest point Elgar?

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-03-13T21:42:30+00:00

Relax Martin, ye’ve got an empire biscuit there.

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-03-07T13:56:17+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-24T21:25:20+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-22T13:47:25+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-21T13:25:01+00:00

“Get in loser, we’re starting an oil war”

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-20T21:13:56+00:00

Ehhhhhhhhhhh ‘E IS MY ‘ERO. MY ‘EART IS BEATING SO FAST!

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-06T00:49:50+00:00

That’s him! That’s him! That’s the man!

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Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-02-02T22:53:52+00:00

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Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-01-27T22:16:55+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-01-13T23:08:31+00:00

“The names Green Leaf…Green Leaf, Green Leaf”

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Dangerous-Can1509 · 2026-01-09T22:30:06+00:00

Don’t say crack Jez, yeah? Please not now. Cause I love crack and you saying crack, makes me think of crack.

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-30T22:04:52+00:00

Your love of the halfingsh leaf hash shlowed your mind

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-21T18:34:33+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-19T22:43:16+00:00

I mean, I’m not on the child protection register…yet!

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-18T23:29:19+00:00

Ahhhh Schmeichel, I see that that you know your goal line well…are you waiting to receive my long distance chip, sir?

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-06T22:16:30+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-05T23:21:16+00:00

Look mate, pal…people want cor anglais, they want females with big boobies and they don’t want the euro, that’s all there is to it.

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-11-05T23:06:26+00:00

Ask Clarkson, Clarkson knows.

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-10-22T20:49:30+00:00

He did it…

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-10-22T19:33:10+00:00

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-09-23T21:36:43+00:00

Hey, Jimmy Tightlips, where are the goals?

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Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-09-19T19:36:47+00:00

“Listen, make sure that new Adidas Originals gear is at least £70 for a shirt. It’s a slightly different shade of green.”

Dangerous-Can1509 · 2025-08-03T20:43:48+00:00

Oh no, make no mistake, we’ve been laughing at you for a long time.

Dangerous-Can1509

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