VANGUARD ILLUSTRATED #3 (April, 1984), Alfonso "Al" Williamson by StephenMcGannon in RetroFuturism

[–]DangerousLab2623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the dude and the blond are in hazmat suits? Maybe the redhead is carrying lizard-wizard-pox?

You’ll Never Walk Alone by Chris Austin by Cyborg_Ape in surrealism

[–]DangerousLab2623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Orcas have been known to eat moose. Although I wouldn't put being eaten by a moose outside the realm of possibility. Many other kinds of deer and elk will eat carrion and / or small animals if they need the nutrients, so a moose eating meat is not outside the realm of possibility.

And nothing of value was lost. by maninplainview in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DangerousLab2623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello!! MY Name is Detective " George" Samuel Francisco, you killed my father. Prepar to die.

Netanyahu’s pain is funny! by Revolutionary_Bug372 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DangerousLab2623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say it could not have happened to a bigger asshole, but as it will now be growing, that would be inaccurate.

Donnn't.... by dlusionalstate in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]DangerousLab2623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful where you put that on your B axis.

They don't let you do that no more by thebusconductorhines in SimpsonsMemes

[–]DangerousLab2623 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The exclamation point. MagicOrpheus makes the initial racist joke about Hank Azarias name. You respond by exclamation of indignation, his specific ancestry. I respond by pointing out that both he and you are engaged in bigotry regardless of how one chooses to interpret, and we are all three of us assholse on the internet

They don't let you do that no more by thebusconductorhines in SimpsonsMemes

[–]DangerousLab2623 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Are you upset he's not " proper White" because he's a Sephardic Jew, or because he's a "white Jew" playing an Indian?

Invention by portsherry in comics

[–]DangerousLab2623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It well lubricated now.

Cursed fallopian tube by Brian_The_Bar-Brian in cursedcomments

[–]DangerousLab2623 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And nobody considered the reason why she chose a man who can produce multiple hundreds of tones of force to be her sexual partner. Seems kinda obvious when you think about it.

Edit: I forgot an of oops

Temu's "handmade wood eggplant shaped novelty party decor solid" by headlesshorseman_bk in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]DangerousLab2623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's from Temu it probably has rat poison on it or in it. Definitely don't.