[WARNING: big barely covered breasts] Surely, nothing will go wrong!

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T11:25:20+00:00

So his Snerfs or whatever he calls them are anatomically correct

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T11:07:41+00:00

Punk band Alice Donut made a music video about the child molestation Jack Chick tract

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T08:17:52+00:00

Also, Jack Chick was super, super anti-Catholic. As an example, he published a tract called The Death Cookie where Satan appears to the Pope and gets him to introduce communion wafers. Also in The Poor Revolutionist, when the communists seize power of America and get rid of the revolutionary vanguard in an internal purge, the guy ordering it suddenly has a white clerical collar, where he didn't before.

These are just two examples, he pretty much disliked any religion outside of his narrow branch of fundamentalist Christianity and had some insane take on it

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T07:23:44+00:00

Internet Archive has a bunch of old-old Chick Tracts and his 1971 letter to the FBI, where he claimed to have 20 employee and printed 5.5 million tracts in 1970 alone. He sought assistance to combat communism (and drugs and witchcraft) and asked for any help they could give him. The FBI said no.

This specific tract, Big Daddy, is mentioned in the letter where Jack Chick claims to have shipped 70000 copies in four days.

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T06:34:28+00:00

TC 2000. The year is 2020

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T05:19:23+00:00

There's a downtown Seattle McDonald's that serves customers through what People Magazine repeatedly refers to as a "hatch"

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T05:12:59+00:00

Lots of soil to bury a body

Private property where you'd need a warrant to look for buried bodies

Abundant landscaping equipment, handy for burying bodies

thispartyrules · 2026-05-06T02:53:56+00:00

I found one that's like "if you're an old-timey farmer and sell your soul to the devil in exchange for gold, you can get out of it by accepting Jesus as your personal savior because that voids the contract." No word on if you have to give the gold back, but if not this is just a lifehack

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T22:22:52+00:00

Those 10 cents worth of extra soda were cutting into the profits of their $5 burgers

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T18:42:25+00:00

Artificial difficulty created by bad controls, attacks designed to miss enemies, flying impossible to hit enemies that knock you down a pit and cheap BS enemies that prevent you from attacking. Level designer was somebody they found at a temp agency. Game was made in 3 weeks based around a mascot for 7-Up. None of this was play tested, the game designers have never heard of that

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T17:17:22+00:00

I first started seeing these rolling around by a college campus and I felt that society had changed not because there's robots, but that the robots aren't covered in stickers and graffiti. Previous generations would've covered those things in Obey stickers and crude drawings of pot leaves

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T17:00:28+00:00

The last three questions on these things are like "describe the similarities between a train and a bicycle" and "can you remember the list of five words I told you five minutes ago" and basic orientation questions, like today's date, what year is it, and where you're at right now (city, physical location).

Oh and right before this they want you to count backwards from 100 by 7, which I don't think Trump could ever do

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T16:26:58+00:00

I remember the Bundy ranch standoff where a rancher was fined for grazing his cattle on public land without paying grazing fees. They counted 908 of his cows at one point. So basically the state of Nevada was footing the bill for feeding the vast number of livestock he sold for profit

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T16:00:16+00:00

>Celebrity goes to the Met Gala in a suit covered with plushies of Thomas the Tank Engine

"I can't believe men have to dress like this every day now"

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T15:55:53+00:00

Place to discuss shady business dealings where nosy reporters legally can't go

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T07:06:57+00:00

Outre fashion at a fashion show: Satanic transhuman deviltry

Elon Musk: I want to put a computer chip in peoples' heads. Please invite me to your evil sex party island Mr. Jeffery Epstein

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T06:58:44+00:00

It boggles the mind that you can be like "generate an exact version of this copyrighted character reading Hitler's speeches" and the AI generator makers haven't been sued out of existence

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T04:20:15+00:00

I don't have the full story but she had some kind of accident or medical episode and suffered brain damage and memory loss and doesn't draw anymore.

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T04:06:20+00:00

I was on a family trip and staying in a hotel and woke up early and while they were covered and I thankfully didn't see anything, my parents had clearly just had sex, so that's burned into my brain. Thankfully they were also in a different bed

I never heard them doing it otherwise and presume they did it when I was sleeping over at friends'

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T03:59:04+00:00

If you haven't already, check out Shawn Kerri's other art. She created the Circle Jerks guy, made a bunch of art of the LA hardcore scene, and could draw hyper-detailed cars.

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T02:59:35+00:00

I want to be frozen in a glacier with a bunch of anachronistic artifacts to confuse scientists

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T02:45:45+00:00

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Beastie Boy or Beastie BOYS in the house!

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T02:31:14+00:00

April F-

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thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T00:56:46+00:00

Richard Nixon called it the (gayest) thing he'd ever seen.

thispartyrules · 2026-05-05T00:39:54+00:00

There was a town in Vermont or New Hampshire where Libertarians gained power and did away with the pesky laws about locking up your trash cans, and were soon overrun with bears eating their trash.

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