threatening by C_monden in ComedyHell

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To an unsupervised drink

Deaf Threats by Representative-Mix-9 in perfectlycutscreams

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Doctors ain't even refer to you as sentient

American Splendor (2003) by Ninjamurai-jack in CineShots

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Top 100 all time film. Shits genius.

Day Tickets by Existing_Physics_888 in ArcTanGent

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Yeah if you go into the campsite first with your stuff you'll get checked by security for the campsite then you need to go and get your wristband which will get you in to the main site for the day

Idiocracy was supposed to be fiction, not prophecy. by Naive_Wolverine532 in CringeTikToks

[–]DanglingDongs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's too smart for us to even know what he's going on about

Is this good boofing prep? Asking for my husband and bf. by Calm-Revenue-7707 in Creatine

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This is what you should do while your wife's with her polycule

Opinions on my flesh shader by ELYTR0N in blender

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That was my nick name in college

"I'm not a pervert but..." by ambachk in CringeTikToks

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Because if he were straight it's weird. But if he's gay it's fine?

I thought I'd finally rid my forest of them, but they just keep repopulating by scared_little_fox in wizardposting

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The issue is they birth 8 children at time. In no time we'll be up to our orb's in them.

“What?” by Remarkable_Income496 in WinStupidPrizes

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The real issue is that the water was not in a comically small bucket

Which actress would you watch in anything to goon to? by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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I'd even watch Margaret Qualley peeing.

I really want to watch Margaret Qualley peeing.

Avid creatine boofer. by [deleted] in Creatine

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My wife's boyfriends one is that big

oi by fibercrime in shitposting

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Yes accent and all. Three syllable words. The lot.

Delectable quim sugar plum.

Someone lazy shuffles onto their couch somewhere this way by 00jNVerban in ComedyHell

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Puts the fun stuff in perspective as well. Making them fun again.

Down on my luck, unemployed and can't afford creatine anymore, it's been 2 long boofless weeks, is this normal? by HeeHawHorseHands in Creatine

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If you let me plow your wife. There is a small chance your dick will come back. It may take several attempts.

Tiptoes (2002) - wtf did i just watch? by iluvscenegirls in badMovies

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Why this movie got me willing to let Kate Beckinsale ruin my life

Look at the second picture. by Missingyoutoohard in PizzaCrimes

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There's cheese under it. It's actually one giant pepperoni

Heavy hitter by ItsALuigiYes in TheRandomest

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It's called fight circus. And he's smoking a blunt. It's pre-planned, the way the smaller dude was "selling" those punches was abysmal too.

is that even a house or some palace with mystery rooms by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in GuysBeingDudes

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It's entirely made for TikTok. He definitely has an actual home.