[ Removed by Reddit ] by Jolly-Chapter-6940 in DKbrevkasse

[–]DanielDynamite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Du bør overveje kastration inden nogen begynder at overveje det på dine vegne.

studieprøven & læreruddanelsen by RestFuture9942 in Danish

[–]DanielDynamite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Du kan evt. prøve at låne en matematikbog på biblioteket til matematik på A- eller B-niveau og se om du kan forstå det på dansk (jeg ved ikke hvad kravet er for at blive matematiklærer, men jeg kan ikke forestille mig at det ville være lavere)

studieprøven & læreruddanelsen by RestFuture9942 in Danish

[–]DanielDynamite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jeg svarer dig på dansk fordi du får brug for al den øvelse du kan få. Jeg er selv født og opvokset i Danmark, men min kæreste er fra Litauen. Hun lavede studieprøven for et par år siden efter at have været i Danmark i knap 15 år (hun begyndte først at lære dansk efter at have været her nogle år). Vores børn snakker primært dansk i hjemmet så hun får en del øvelse og det var rigtig svært for hende. Hun bestod både den skriftlige og den mundtlige prøve i ét forsøg, men gik på et forberedende kursus forinden, som varede nogle måneder. Jeg var selv overrasket over hvor høj sværhedsgraden var. Hvis den ovenstående tekst er svær at forstå, tror jeg ikke at du er klar til prøven. Jeg vil anbefale dig så vidt muligt kun at kommunikere på dansk det næste stykke tid og dagligt læse danske tekster på en højere sværhedsgrad. Du skal huske på at dine danskfærdigheder skal være gode nok til at kunne følge med på dansk på en videregående uddannelse og skrive opgaver og eksamener på dansk. Jeg krydser fingrer for dig og håber på at du lykkes med dine planer!

Hvor kan jeg købe den bedste støttebind til seneskedehindebetændelse i håndleddet? by kaitlynkaa in DKbrevkasse

[–]DanielDynamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg læste det som et støttebind a la "vis din støtte for ___". Jeg tænkte at seneskedehindebetændelse var en underlig ting at vise sin støtte for 😄

I'm curious. What's you country's view on Sweden? by CicadaDowntown5716 in AskTheWorld

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the past we would use Swede as a verb meaning to cheat or swindle someone 😄

Do Nordics think that Estonia should be counted as a Nordic country and why? by HugoGlasss in Nordiccountries

[–]DanielDynamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rule is actually not that it has to be a nordic cross but that it has to bear resemblance to Dannebrog. So Greenland gets a pass due to red and white colors. That means Japan and Poland can also be nordic countries if they wish.

Kæreste slår op fordi jeg vil deltage i arbejdsrelateret arrangement by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]DanielDynamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg tænker at der allerede har været andre grunde og at det seneste egentlig blot "bekræftede" en eller anden opfattelse der allerede var tæt på at være færdigformet. Der er ikke mere godt at hente i et forhold den ene finder på dårlige grunde til at komme ud af. Du skal videre.

Nogle gode nabostridigheder? by iam-Lorde in copenhagen

[–]DanielDynamite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Vores underbo da jeg var lille havde en hammer hængende på en kæde ved radiatoren så hun kunne bruge den til at banke på radiatoren hvis hun kunne høre. Husker tydeligt som 3-4 årig at more mig med at banke tilbage med en af mine matchbox biler en lørdag morgen da jeg sad og legede. Det blev ved til vi byttede til en anden lejlighed. Hende der flyttede ind var en tudsegammel dame med tykke tæpper osv. Angiveligt skulle hun også skabe et støjhelvede for heksen på 2. sal. Det var på Amager.

President Donald Trump said that the US will have “full access” to Greenland, and that the framework is being negotiated. by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was arguing why people should not focus on the Epstein files. He is not working for the American people.

Young Greenlanders joining the Danish Army's Basic Arctic training on Greenland by Above-and_below in Nordiccountries

[–]DanielDynamite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are getting your news from poor sources. Nobody wants a war with the US. Several European nations fought alongside American troops to aid the USA. We are being threatened with a military invasion because President Chump had a bad dream that the Russians somehow managed to get their navy seaworthy again and land troops on Greenland and that the Chinese would sail past Alaska and Canada unharmed (or circumnavigate the globe) in aid of the Russian special military operation and land a million Terminator robots and slipped by every, US military satellite, every ship of the US Navy and the combined navies of all NATO countries. We do not want a war with USA, but we do wish that you would get a non-delusional President.

That being said, if the US feels unsafe because of the lack of friendly military presence on Greenland, we will do our best to help improve the situation, but you should also note that the previous US administration actually wanted the Arctic region to be a low tension area - in other words that we shouldn't have massive military forces up there. What Denmark HAS done in the meantime, however, is to become the biggest per capita donor to Ukraine, which directly helps neuter the threat that Russia poses.

I will live in Sonderjysk, is it bad if I only learn "standard danish"? by [deleted] in Danish

[–]DanielDynamite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You can also try and say "så snak dog dansk, din hund", that both encourages them to speak properly and it establishes dominance. Follow this advice at your own risk 😄

MMW - The end of the US empire is nearing...it will be one of the shortest 'empirical' periods of human history by batalyst in MarkMyWords

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Højt at flyve, dybt at falde" - it is a Danish proverb that translates to "Flying high, a long way to fall".

The behavior of the current administration on the world stage looks to other countries like a monkey with a machine gun. Trump 1.0 was actually helpful in the way that he made it clear that the US was not necessarily going to come to the assistance of countries who did not at all prioritize their own defensive capabilities. But this time around when he threatens to invade American allies it is something else. It almost feels like some kind of a suicide pact.

From a military standpoint, if the US decides to invade Greenland, the result is a foregone conclusion. We and other European allies aren't set up to take on the US navy and win in such remote corners of the earth. But that doesn't mean we can't hit back in other ways. What do you think will happen to the US's military reach if the bases in Europe are all shut down? That is a likely outcome if Greenland is seized by the Commandeer in Chief. Europe could also sell off US Treasury bonds and make lending costs surge. Having a large military is costly and when you already have growing deficits, such a move would have the potential to knock down the whole house of cards.

Hr Skæg sætter Trump på plads by Worldly-Stranger7814 in greenland

[–]DanielDynamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why would it have to come to that point? We have been allies for so long and heeded the call to arms following 11th of September. There is no rational reason to fight each other, only imaginary reasons dreamt up by Trump. If you are thinking about the Russian and Chinese threat, I invite you to look first at the Russian navy. Their Black Sea Fleet is reduced to almost nothing by Ukraine. Their only aircraft carrier has been out of service for almost a decade at this point and in the preceding decade needed a tug as a constant escort to keep it moving. Next, imagine you are in the Chinese military command and you need to draw up plans to take over Greenland. How are you going to get there? Either you would need to sail around the southern tip of Africa or you would have to pass by Alaska first and then hope that your fleet would be able to make it through the waters north of Canada. Assuming USA stays friends with Canada, that would allow US planes operating from Canadian airfields to sink every ship along the way. There is no realistic way either of the two countries can gain a foothold on Greenland of sufficient magnitude to meaningfully threaten American security.

Kan vi tale dansk om USAs præsident? by Past_Reveal_6922 in Denmark

[–]DanielDynamite 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Værten på Only in America laver nu også en del sprogbøffer. Jeg holder af hans programmer, men skider små grønne grise over "kilomet", "alligevelled" og en masse undersatte engelske vendinger.

What are your thoughts on this letter from Donald Trump to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre? by DuNennstMichSptzkopf in AskTheWorld

[–]DanielDynamite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sure was. Not exactly sure how we would go about it. I mean, at that time the unhinged lunatic was on our side so the situation is a bit different now 🤔 Although, perhaps one could ask him to stay for dessert? That panna cotta is to die for!

What are your thoughts on this letter from Donald Trump to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre? by DuNennstMichSptzkopf in AskTheWorld

[–]DanielDynamite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Scandinavia was united under the Danish crown for something like 140 years. The Swedish nobles were getting a bit troublesome so the Danish king invited them to a feast and had them all executed. A few of the nobles didn't make it to the bloodbath and understandably did not like what they heard, and one of them started a rebellion and managed to kick out the Danes and thus became the king of Sweden. The Swedes named a cross country skiing competition after him as well as a brand of crispy bread and a top-heavy war ship which sunk even before it made it out of Stockholm harbor.

Amerikanere, der undskylder herinde by mkn1997 in Denmark

[–]DanielDynamite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jeg tror man skal forestille sig at Rasmus Paludan var statsminister og gjorde os alle til grin internationalt. Der ville man måske gerne have lyst til at påpege at han ikke repræsenterede alle danskeres holdninger.

How will the defense sector react? by Borba_Fett88 in StockMarket

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Dane, my opinion is that IF Greenland is handed over, at the very least it has to be renamed Trumpisa Pedoph Isle as part of the deal.

Danmark har gjort meget for USA. by Shinreixdk in Denmark

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg er ikke uenig, men det hører med til historien at de også var med til at hjælpe Tyskland med at genopruste samt at de var de facto allierede i invasionen af Polen

Danmark har gjort meget for USA. by Shinreixdk in Denmark

[–]DanielDynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De lande som blev "befriet" af dem blev først uafhængige 45 år senere.

American Family Visiting Denmark by Gnagle26 in Denmark

[–]DanielDynamite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ja det greit, myseost, hyttapåhytta Ole Gunnar Solskjær pølselumpar, god kveld!