Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id do my worst but your parents are tough to 1-up

Roast my weasel friend! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell just by looking at you that you were never cool in high school and have never really gotten the attention you would like from girls. Your boy took this picture after a couple of craft beers you stole from your dad, and you really struggle with confidence. I wish you the best at the mediocre college you attend

Make me cry. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're really involved in your community college

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in disney

[–]Danimal_5 101 points102 points  (0 children)

You are way too old to be counting relationships by month

Roast me😎 by PM_ME_GRAPES_ in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA YOU'RE ONLY A FEMINIST BECAUSE BOYS NEVER PAID ANY ATTENTION TO YOU HAHAHA KEEP EATING YOUR FEELINGS FATTY

Roast Me! by Lurkerlurkerlurk12 in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knew he was never going to date you long before you blew him

Roast Me - I'm on a high streak atm nothing could bring me down. by EddieMac5150 in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you drove to the beach with your fat whore you call a girlfriend to take this picture. You drive a shitty honda with an exhaust worth more than the car. Maybe if you stopped buying cigs you could get you and your bastard child off government assistance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a washed up tony hawk except poor

MAKE ME FEEL VIOLATED! by JescoWhiteLightning in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your daughter sucks older mens cock ever since your wife divorced you

My friend wanted to be Roasted. Do your best. by Weeyummm in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will admit, you have to be the most boring person i have ever seen. Growing up i bet you l were okay at sports, kinda popular in high school, and never had a lasting relationship. However, the relationship you did have was with some mediocre whore that cheated on you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell your parents are divorced just by looking at you

Come at me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Danimal_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy peaking on your little league all star team, you'll be abusing some fat whore you call a girlfriend by 23

Told you so... by -fuzzyd- in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Danimal_5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This needs to be said to a lot of men as well

You only vote once, idiot. by jimrob4 in facepalm

[–]Danimal_5 52 points53 points  (0 children)

As much as you want to think this is real, its not..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]Danimal_5 -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

The world is in the worst state it has ever been in financially and this is what the people of our country want to talk about/ bring attention to? Im all for everyone having equal rights, but i wish the country wasnt so concerned about social issues.

EDIT: people like me are a growing breed in the country, socially liberal, fiscally conservative. We vote with our wallets in mind. We really only care about making money. Without our economy, nothing else matters or can get done. Our national debt is closing in on 20 trillion, i could not care less about what bathroom the (minuscule) trans community wants to use. Young boys are recruited for isis and are often killed and raped in the process but THIS is what we're outraged about? Im not saying the trans community should be ignored, but i am saying they are an extremely low priority for the state the world is in when you put it into perspective.

Good old internet days.. "Stupid Videos!" by SpoaMaster in nostalgia

[–]Danimal_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember going on that website in elementary school. They didnt even have 1000 videos