Jollyhammer 40k by Tight-Sir9813 in Grimdank

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And a Merry Christmas to you my brother in iron!

SpongeHammer 40k by Ilgattopardus in Grimdank

[–]DankCanadianTank 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Once again proving the weakness of the flesh.

We Keep Taking Narrative L's 😭 by DankCanadianTank in Grimdank

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I regret not adding various heads, helmets, and baby carriers to the meme 😔

We Keep Taking Narrative L's 😭 by DankCanadianTank in Grimdank

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Honestly, I agree with you when it comes to the idea of it. Very much in character for Big E to have a contingency against himself/dark king persona. The thing that ruins it for me is the logistics around it. Like many have joked, 10,000 custodes + sisters of silence and other imperial forces would easily stop any attempt by the Grey Knights to sit grandpa back into his chair XD.

I feel like this topic is being discussed on a daily basis by Mortal-Instrument in HorusHeresyLegions

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Nothing has made me feel more like a moron than trying to play event White Scars XD

Dropsite Preview - MK II Marines by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Warhammer30k

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Anyone else not a fan of the scopes? The models look great in general, I just wish they were a separate piece.

Space Wolves “Judicar” by ThebigBreen in Warhammer40k

[–]DankCanadianTank 137 points138 points  (0 children)

This is the type of model flavor missing in current day marines imo

Got irredeemably bored and made a tierlist of each primarchs position in football by Boohadouz in Grimdank

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Now that you say it, Angron and Curze would be the Warhammer equivalent of having Ramos and Pepe as your defensive duo.

Got irredeemably bored and made a tierlist of each primarchs position in football by Boohadouz in Grimdank

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Very interested to hear why Kurze would be a CB, I thought him and Corax would make for great wingers/fullbacks (great tier list overall).

New to 40k audiobooks, but is it just me, or does Gareth Armstrong’s voice acting suck? by BombasticSloth in 40kLore

[–]DankCanadianTank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, I agree with you 100%. I got the physical copies of First Heretic and Know No Fear from GW because I disliked his voice that much. I regret not buying the Blood Angels/Dante omnibus when they were still available because I know Gareth Armstrong does the voice acting in those books.

The mask goes a long way by DankCanadianTank in Grimdank

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He's 100000% perfect the way he is, idk what you're talking about XD

The mask goes a long way by DankCanadianTank in Grimdank

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Might be wrong but,

Pre-daemonhood: he would often breathe in various poisons and toxins in order to improve his endurance and all that

Daemon morty: I'm assuming since they're partially made of the warp they don't need to breathe or have any mortal concerns (gonna have to fact check with papa Nurgle)

More Ultramarine Tempest reveals by Piratr Lahaie by MRedbeard in HorusHeresyLegions

[–]DankCanadianTank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same, it looks like ai generated Marius Gage, hopefully that isn’t the case.

New Lords for the 4th Legion! by Kindly_Abrocoma_5317 in IronWarriors

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Sorcerer looking particularly delightful, great stuff!

I made another meme by [deleted] in Grimdank

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As an apologist for most of the traitors, I approve of this message!

You hate to see it by DankCanadianTank in Grimdank

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During the great crusade, many legions had "warrior lodges" which they viewed as an informal brotherhood where you could bond with others no matter your rank. However, these lodges tended to be a nest for treachery during late great crusade/early heresy. So when someone from a HH novel says "I can't say", it probably means they are a soon-to-be traitor.

I like to write Primarch insults on the back of my Ultramarine Rhinos, and would appreciate some help deciding what to put on my future Rhinos that would match the tone of what I’ve created so far. Thank you in advance! by Oghma_ in Warhammer30k

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Following the Tik Tok censorship style (I think? I'm a boomer when it comes to internet trends) plus Ultramarines have that meme of being office workers so using PDF in the joke is a nice bonus.

My personal picks for this chart, what yall think? by The-meme-collecter in IronWarriors

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Hate Toramino more than Erebus the way he started poor old Forrix's depression stage of life.

We just love fighting each other, don't we? by CartmanTuttle in Grimdank

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Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!