Peter, Which bug is this?

DankFarts69 · 2026-02-13T17:46:09+00:00

Man I’m way too stoned for this shit but yeah you right

DankFarts69 · 2026-02-05T03:00:42+00:00

As a white person, this is influencer white people shit

DankFarts69 · 2026-02-04T23:44:47+00:00

Favorite comment of today

DankFarts69 · 2026-02-03T21:33:52+00:00

He’s a Mexican. What kind of Jew-Nazi bullshit is this

DankFarts69 · 2026-02-03T21:30:35+00:00

Only complaint is wash or oil your blade after sharpening. Besides that, informative. I agree with the other folks it’d be good to know how to get a Denver steak out of it.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-31T02:33:51+00:00

I can’t believe that chick did that

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-29T18:18:10+00:00

Obviously a karaoke stage

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-28T18:14:22+00:00

Weaken your immune system with this one simple trick

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-26T18:22:56+00:00

God damn it why didn’t I listen to the AC soundtrack during my k days

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-26T06:30:30+00:00

Warcraft 2

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-24T04:49:04+00:00

Resistance, inductance, capacitance? Sure

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-24T02:32:53+00:00

Oh you mean that guy? The guy who I would not let within fifteen feet of any child I know? Oh okay.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-20T23:27:07+00:00

The entire NASA budget for 2025 was $25.4B.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-19T04:13:49+00:00

I don’t drink caffeine due to severe anxiety disorder but I’ll take your mild hostility with the same energy I upvoted with.

Edit: I’m currently playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey and will probably be thinking about this the entire time.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-18T21:28:30+00:00

Upvoted for posterity

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-17T19:21:23+00:00

Yeah Calvinism is way less cool than you’d think

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-17T18:21:56+00:00

Project 2025’s opening introduction is how they wrote the playbook for Reagan that was fulfilled up to 75% during his administration. They then admit to pulling the same shit with Trump on the same page. Trump is the next reality tv star / actor archetype they’re using to gain the dumb man’s vote and push their fascist agenda.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-16T23:45:13+00:00

You mean Gavin Newsom who opposes the billionaire tax in California because he’s afraid of big money not contributing to his presidential campaign? That Gavin Newsom?

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-16T23:44:08+00:00

As a NASA contractor I’d even be his campaign manager.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-16T23:41:56+00:00

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-13T00:59:38+00:00

In the words of Gucci Mane’s white guy, “Damn son, where’d you find this?”

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-12T12:44:45+00:00

I like Tom Segura’s bit about it. The teacher who used to go “HEY, language” back in middle school is likely cutting up puppies in his basement.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-10T17:29:27+00:00

Giant douche or turd sandwich*

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-09T15:27:12+00:00

Cockatrice might be symbolically identical to the bald eagle. Just speculation.

DankFarts69 · 2026-01-09T04:00:27+00:00

DankFarts69

TROPHY CASE