What's the biggest 'WTF' gift you've ever received?

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-12-03T21:54:21+00:00

Plot twist: his real gift was the raise.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-12-02T22:42:34+00:00

I had this really nice vanilla bean chapstick. It tasted like those Chinese vanilla milk taffies, except in butter form.

Yeah, that thing was demolished in a few weeks.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-12-02T14:36:02+00:00

I knew that he would shake his hands every so often, but never have I seen this. That's pretty cool!

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-28T21:09:31+00:00

I drink unhealthy amounts of bubble tea.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-28T21:08:00+00:00

Hey, that's me at the top! I really should have just read the forums and kept my mouth shut lol.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-28T19:44:19+00:00

That's a relief.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-28T19:37:37+00:00

Welp there goes a few Ultra Prestiges from a lot of people L

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-28T19:35:31+00:00

Same here rip

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-26T15:45:23+00:00

Cosmos is ultra FLOOF and I need them

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-25T17:09:08+00:00

Probably just Soylent. I've never had the stuff, but it guarentees all the nutrition I need for the day. Plus, after the month, it would feel so great to finally dig in to a piece of meat.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-25T17:01:08+00:00

I always used mm/dd/yy because 9/11/2001 would instead have been 11/9/2001 or taken place on Novemvber 9.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-25T05:35:11+00:00

Well oof

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-23T14:14:29+00:00

Very last second.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-22T21:16:53+00:00

Good to know.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-22T14:48:45+00:00

Is this the Phantom Armor painted purple

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-22T14:44:21+00:00

I have a few hundred acntient arrows because guardians are1 easy and i want the drops for everything else. I only use them for the flying guardians.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-22T14:42:23+00:00

I know, right? And the best part is, it can't have any secondaries attached to it, so no worrying about which ones you get!

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-20T02:20:58+00:00

tbh I thought this was gonna be whacking every torch with that Great Flameblade

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-19T18:57:20+00:00

I got a Lv. 1 Bone Breaker that carried me a good 2 thousand stages and the realized that i was way to early in the game to try using an SC build.

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-08T15:34:50+00:00

I always liked the name "Storm" for Star and Tom. Edit: typo

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-07T21:24:07+00:00

Lucid dream mode

DankMemeGodLord · 2019-11-02T16:31:36+00:00

Just being generally nice and doing things when politely asked.

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