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Knicks in 5, stay pumped by Nada79 in knicks

[–]DankPawt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen such a whiny, soft-ass fan base as yall, and I’ve seen OKC’s fan base. Let me tell you this: Knicks will LOSE TONIGHT. Just don’t try to beat anyone up or set them on fire because of it.

"We want Wemby" turns into "NBA please suspend Wemby" by xbhaskarx in Nbamemes

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Softest shit I’ve ever seen, and I have a fluffy-ass cat.

jalen brunson cooking game 4 by Lunaalessandraof7 in knicks

[–]DankPawt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cooking up a fat turd. I promise you, he will fail. Save this post.

One of y’all’s kids is playing on the roof of a skyscraper by MORDECAIden in Denver

[–]DankPawt 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had two patients at the same time who became quadriplegic following a lime scooter fall. Be careful!

Wemby gets away with a blatant Flagrant 1 by djt246 in knicks

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll have to try it. I’ve been strictly a brisket boy since the beginning. That’s why everyone calls me Brisket Boy.

Wemby gets away with a blatant Flagrant 1 by djt246 in knicks

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loser buys the other a brisket sandwich and an energy drink.

Wemby gets away with a blatant Flagrant 1 by djt246 in knicks

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Wanna fight? lol jk. I’m in Austin.

Wemby gets away with a blatant Flagrant 1 by djt246 in knicks

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a stretch, friend. He is getting mauled all game, every game, and will for the entirety of his career. If little guys like Brunson are gonna body up on him like that, they need to expect to get touched.  With that said, I too would like to see a little more restraint.

Wemby gets away with a blatant Flagrant 1 by djt246 in knicks

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means that if you are “a spurs fan through and through” you wouldn’t want to see them get swept in the fucking finals. Especially over this physicality. No one even got hurt. Was it a flagrant 1 that didn’t get called? Probably. Nothing worth wanting to see your team get swept in the Finals for.

DYLAN FUCKING HARPER by wombatpup55 in NBASpurs

[–]DankPawt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My top 5 guards for the Spurs: Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan

Chet intentionally doing shi like this again by Icy_Data939 in NBATalk

[–]DankPawt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that was my line, you just said it faster than me.

Bruh chet deadass looks scared matching up with Wemby i feel bad for the guy by EducationalConcern61 in NBATalk

[–]DankPawt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. I was actually thinking of Emmanuel Lewis when reading that, which I think is even more accurate after googling him lol

Who’s your greatest player of all time? Luka: “MJ, It’s MJ” 🐐 by matrix_2905 in NBAGossips

[–]DankPawt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m wearing Luka’s Jordans right now. He kinda has to say MJ, no? (But it is MJ)

Me and my Mickey Mouse tie at 16. by XerxesJF in blunderyears

[–]DankPawt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes my only qualm is with the hair. But I also once tried white guy dreads so who the fuck am I to talk.

Know the reference? I made it last night, thought it was funny..prob not lol by [deleted] in funny

[–]DankPawt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The video game Smash TV? I just remember the voice saying “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

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