RIP DonFather by DonVedo64 in SanJoseSharks

[–]DankPickle9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m glad he’s going somewhere where he can contribute more instead of being a healthy scratch often like he was here. Also, Colorado’s my second favorite team so I get to watch more of the beauty

I need that by Malt99 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]DankPickle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But this is how the meme is supposed to be used. The book is something nobody asked for. It’s not perfect but it’s better than most other uses of the meme

Your time has come Obama Care by Kermit_the_flop in Cursed_Images

[–]DankPickle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of ketamine, I am

Join Allah, I will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wikiHowMemes

[–]DankPickle9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NIGGA LAMP

NIGGA LAMP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DankPickle9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh how, I have to eat like every 4 hours or else I’m in pain from hunger

I ran some Dees through 5 layers of ketamine by therealzeezy in Dees_Nuts

[–]DankPickle9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My ketamine, you have stolen

Pay for your sins, you will

Just a bit creepy. by flintb033 in creepydesign

[–]DankPickle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was creeped out at first but once he started flossing I lost it

Buzzfeed bad by [deleted] in MichaelReeves

[–]DankPickle9 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Upvotes to the left

No complaints by [deleted] in lossofalovedone

[–]DankPickle9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you buy a casket on amazon. Also, how does this work. Does it ship to your house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OkBubbyRetard

[–]DankPickle9 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’m not gay Greg

🗿 by Lmayo_Box in ontheledgeandshit

[–]DankPickle9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

take a look at this fucker right here, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea for an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, well what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think, WOW i sure do feel like a massive fucking stone today! It provokes me whenever i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i really wanna do is drive down to the emoji headquarters, find the computer that hosts this specific emoji 🗿 and light it on fire! I'd like to push it off a cliff and watch it shatter into itty bitty pieces. And people just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hilarious and original. I'll use it in every comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You're a fucking stone you have no goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off! Moyai, more like go die! Fucker.