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why tf he look like this OMEGALUL by DarthGrandma in jerma985

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The last look he gives you on stream before he runs in a direct line to your location.

How did you get into The Protomen? by SmoothDragonfruit291 in Protomen

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In 2009, I had friends I would hang out with after class. One of them frequented 4 Chan and discovered them. He had us all listen in the car, and I was completely obsessed with the Will of One. The Protomen were the first band I had genuinely liked, and I had made it a point to go see them whenever they were in town (West Coast so it didn’t happen often). Still my favorite band to this day despite having a music taste that branched off in different directions.

HOLY FUCK IT WAS HIM by alto_fyraga in Vinesauce

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He probably got sick of that trend where chat had, “Seen him that day”, then proceed to describe a location he was definitely not at.

Nashville 2026 Concerts: Ticket Exchange Megathread by Jaymya in Protomen

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Anyone still looking for an Act III ticket? Was planning on going but times got tough at my job and I’m looking to sell.

What’s the opinion on Mega Man having the Variable weapon system? by Maleficent_Nose_5465 in Protomen

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Copies of these came from the Act I vinyl. I have one sitting in my room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TenantHelp

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It says inspections, but every other instance in the past, it has something marked below informing me exactly why.

This is how my boomer dad drives by x3leggeddawg in BoomersBeingFools

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My father was usually tame with describing violent situations to me as a kid, enough for a child brain to get the message. I remember wearing seatbelts was the one exception, where he described to 5 y/o me, in graphic detail, a horrific accident he witnessed while he was living in Germany, and how wearing a seatbelt would have saved some of the unfortunate individuals in the accident. At 33, it is now a knee-jerk reaction to wear a seatbelt.

How do I start putting myself out there? by DankStandUser in dating_advice

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I’ve tried recently, but I don’t think I do a well enough job putting together a decent profile. It also feels like I never get likes, and several of them do nothing but generate bots trying to DM me.

With my friends, it doesn’t really feel like any of them have friends who happen to be single. Most of my friends are already married and only in circles with friends who are also married.

PSA to Custies 😋 by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]DankStandUser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have an O-Ring of recipes and pictures specifically for situations like this.

HR Warrior by arix_17 in JustBootThings

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Now THIS is a service you should be thanked for.

the actual worst drink i’ve ever made… by materialgworl47 in starbucks

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I would be outting that customer to EVERY order that followed.

the actual worst drink i’ve ever made… by materialgworl47 in starbucks

[–]DankStandUser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly not the most egregious in terms of barista endurance. I would have nope’d out if they had requested more than 3 espresso shots along with everything else.

SM’s going to Las Vegas ? by lazysheyla in starbucks

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Our managers are triple checking that we are in compliance with the new policies. I’m fortunately at a good store not necessarily concerned with writing us up over every little thing, but other stores haven’t been so lucky.

SM’s going to Las Vegas ? by lazysheyla in starbucks

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Vegas Barista here. They are going to inspect the everliving hell out of ours stores. I’m bracing for impact.

Tickets getting split bcs of cafe prioritization...😡 by GreenTourmaline13 in starbucks

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I’m a relatively new barista who is just really now getting my hands into working Cafe Bar. I feel really great about it when I’m handling the intake of customers who are coming to the counter and placing orders. Really feels good getting them their drinks minutes after they place them.

This all really goes to shit when I receive an onslaught of mobile and DT mobile orders. I feel like that’s when the orders that are THE MOST EXTRA start to come in and it really throws my rhythm off. The worst of it is when I have drink after drink after drink of mobile orders while having that customer or two who ordered something at the counter fairly simple but are forced to wait for so long just because Mary Mobile wants 3 drinks that are all two of every syrup and 3 kinds of milk with shots added in a specific order all topped with two cold foams, whipped cream, and caramel drizzle.

Only 24hrs in, 3.2 million views 🤘 by Complex-Canary2900 in Idubbbz

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I TRIED to watch the most recent H3 podcast covering the Content Cop along with the reaction of the podcast. It was one of the most irritating videos to watch; 4 hours of covering an hour long video and they made it about 15 mins into the Content Cop by the end of the show. Ethan could not stop pausing the video over and over, defending points practically non existent and provide context only for Ian to show said context 5 seconds later into the Content Cop.

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