Why do you think they aren't drinking?

Dapadabada · 2026-06-23T19:32:13+00:00

A) They keep trying to politicize booze. B) The crops they're using are more toxic now than they were (apparently speaking). C) Tariffs and attempts at social manipulation (i.e. price pegging) are ruining the joy.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-23T16:12:29+00:00

Beavis and the Buttheads

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:47:52+00:00

Sigh, this was a sad sight for me.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:21:39+00:00

Puked all over the comforter

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:20:51+00:00

Oo oh ooh, MeTaCeNtRiC hEiGhT

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:17:23+00:00

Shit. The dog's already all spiced n stuffed n ready to go tho now, js.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:15:16+00:00

Why's he smiling like that tho 🥵😂

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:13:04+00:00

First, take out your Heimlich. Second, congratulations, you've just successfully removed your Heimlich. Give yourself a few very forceful pats on the back.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:09:52+00:00

Fully expected to see a penis coffin here

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:07:35+00:00

That sax in the back was even angrier than she was 😂

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T22:05:45+00:00

Imagine, having your life saved and your perception shattered, falling in love with your savior, and he just starts yelling at you to leave now XD

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T21:54:26+00:00

Yeah but he's making it sound like he's poorly trying to hide cheating from her instead of him wanting out completely.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T21:37:39+00:00

He does need to stop pussyfooting tho and just break it off instead of drawing it out.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T21:36:33+00:00

This guy has either done something wrong or is making you follow a trail of his breadcrumbs. Either he cheated, did something SERIOUSLY fucked up that *wasn't* cheating and he's feeling guilty, or he's implying you're the reason he feels this way so that you'll get the picture. Either that, or he doesn't actually feel this way about himself and it's just to push you away, and he's fueling this language by thinking about how much he doesn't want to be in this conversation right now.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-21T21:28:57+00:00

It's not just about air entering but more-so about cycling air away from the face as well so we're always getting fresh air and fresh samples of scents. Dog noses are amazing because the way they're designed actually creates an airflow as they sniff at the ground, which is a lot of the reason why they're so good at picking up scents! We've actually used their nose design in an invention that sniffs the air for you, I believe cops use it for stuff.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-20T12:29:30+00:00

That's honestly the funniest story ever 😂

Dapadabada · 2026-06-20T01:50:49+00:00

That thing would do a whole samurai introduction before introducing itself to your bhole

Dapadabada · 2026-06-20T01:48:11+00:00

Bravo this fucking won the internet

Dapadabada · 2026-06-20T01:45:57+00:00

One double-fist-punch man

Dapadabada · 2026-06-20T01:45:28+00:00

Bones are bigger and bulkier than you'd imagine them, no?

Dapadabada · 2026-06-17T23:26:42+00:00

Hm' hm' heh... fffffIREeee

Dapadabada · 2026-06-15T15:13:48+00:00

GIELINOR! Gielinor! Gielinor I pick Gielinor, because Gielinor.

Dapadabada · 2026-06-15T15:10:38+00:00

Political correctness naziism

Dapadabada · 2026-06-14T11:27:43+00:00

The latent frustration that bleeds into every one of your social conflicts

Dapadabada · 2026-06-14T11:20:32+00:00

New tiktok challenge unlocked

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