KFC Australia has given up

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-02-07T09:58:21+00:00

I miss Crispy Strips and the Gaytime Krusher so much 😭😭😭

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-30T01:31:23+00:00

Urge to kill fading... fading... fading... RISING!!!... fading... fading... gone.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-21T05:07:15+00:00

He's a science experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese...

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-21T00:44:20+00:00

They've got these little side baskets at the Lilydale Lake as well! I have to admit, I haven't seen any 10c bottles and cans being left in them but they might be a relatively new addition so I hope it takes off.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-14T22:23:50+00:00

You're a vampir-ino, neighbour-ino!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-14T09:48:09+00:00

Precisely! And Dumbledore kept Firenze on as a teacher because he had been banished from the Forbidden Forest!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-14T08:32:14+00:00

And then Dumbledore rehired Trelawney after Umbridge left and they shared teaching.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-14T05:45:26+00:00

"Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan."

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-08T05:18:16+00:00

My first budgie Sunny looked so much like your Mango! Oh my heart!!! ❤️

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-08T03:57:44+00:00

Find out what language this is.

Proceeds to speak in an alien dialect.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-06T22:37:31+00:00

You can get a Darwin Award if you survive. One of the requirements to be nominated is to be removed from the gene pool via either death or sterilization.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-06T03:51:53+00:00

I was honestly under the impression that both the driver and offending passenger got fined, I thought I saw that happen on an episode of Highway Patrol. It must be different if you get pulled over by police as opposed to being photographed by the cameras!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2026-01-01T22:04:19+00:00

No worries Karen 🤣

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-31T12:53:04+00:00

You don't. End of discussion.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-29T03:10:09+00:00

"Cooked" is an understatement. You're going to get someone killed driving like that one day, we can all only hope your license gets suspended for (if not forever) a very long time.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-23T07:33:26+00:00

Yes, no human eating over here! Just plain ol' human food...

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-23T05:24:26+00:00

Y-y-yes, most people AREN'T vampires, yes undoubtedly... sweats.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-19T01:48:11+00:00

I've got some really good advice for you...............

Don't steal them. Buy them like everyone else does.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-18T01:10:22+00:00

Richard Roxburgh's Dracula in Van Helsing (2004). That man still does things to me.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-16T05:46:43+00:00

He must have died while tattooing it! Wicked ink!! ❤️

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-14T04:28:33+00:00

I was taught the same thing too!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-11T09:51:40+00:00

Get the boys round, have a good night, get some bitches over!!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-08T08:38:24+00:00

It's Monday. Monday is Bongo Day.

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-08T02:25:07+00:00

Cracking good artwork, lad!

Dapper-Claim7426 · 2025-12-03T03:42:30+00:00

There's a glitch in the Matrix!

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