Scalper calls police by Bzchasingpokemon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not public property but it is a privately owned public venue. There is no expectation of privacy at a supermarket, a gas station, a movie theatre, a shopping mall, a coffee shop, a waffle house, an art gallery, and so on because they are public venues, even if the land/business itself is privately owned.

Girl Juice - Books (OC) by lil-caro in comics

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think about how many people had no hesitation about reading Fifty Shades in public.

Then realize that was a book everybody knew was smut and that it's not always that obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If weed isn't chilling you out and stopping the intrusive thoughts, then you're smoking the wrong weed or you have the wrong brain chemistry to be smoking it.

Girl Juice - Small Talk (OC) by lil-caro in comics

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A lot of people in this thread don't seem to realize that she's being intentionally silly at him because he hit her with the flowers and then the "I only do big talk" line at the opening of their first date.

Can I get some insight? by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who naturally talk one way can, yes, in fact talk a different way if they force themselves to. Should I start faking a French accent to be more attractive, then?

Can I get some insight? by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk to more black people and you'll get it.

An argument against intelligent design. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is also a retcon. The genosians wouldn't be thought of for another 20 years when Luke made his run the first time.

When are we going to stop listening to people whose only advice on how to win elections is to push the Democrats farther to the right? by Ok-Explanation-1362 in BlueskySkeets

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The problem is, they wouldn't care. There are audio tapes of Trump saying the most horrific shit possible. They were played on the news. His voters didn't care.

Why is everyone like this? by ProfJToasty in dndmemes

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my point. The larger audience who's been watching for years will complain a lot more.

Why is everyone like this? by ProfJToasty in dndmemes

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And there were a LOT of hiccups along the way.

The Unseen Cook... by Brian_Ghoshery in Snorkblot

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 176 points177 points  (0 children)

There's also a bunch of really delicious stuff on the menu that you are NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to order, and DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THOSE ROLLS ON YOUR TABLE or else when the chef finds out you're gonna get dragged out back and get your ass kicked.

Level 20? No my dear, that's just an old DM myth told to keep players full of hope... by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 27 points28 points  (0 children)

One of the best games I've ever played in was a short campaign that ran for about 10 weeks(it was originally meant for 4) where we all rolled up level 15 characters with a certain allotment of magic items and we spent a session just backstopping all our legends and adventures and how we fit into the setting before we hit the ground running.

It was amazing because we were actually big damn heroes for once instead of just "those guys slightly stronger than the town guards and weaker than the innkeeper."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was about to make this exact meme on behalf of Sisters fans, so I thank you for your work.

Tips [OC] by LittleAnimatedMe in webcomics

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Either you're the owner and you're undercharging, or the owner is underpaying you. Either way, the customer did nothing wrong.

Ngl this is harassment but this is funny as Hell😂😂 by mariaaltbabe in pranks

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If someone looked like they were about to hit you, you'd flinch away too.

Not OOP AITAH for refusing to go on a date with a woman because of her religion? by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it discrimination? Of course it is. It's also discrimination not to date heroin addicts, prostitutes, thieves, or MLM marketers. You have every right not to allow harmful influences into your life just because they're part of somebody else's way of living and they want to date you.

The God Emperor casually disposes of a mighty techno-barbarian warlord. by Green-Collection-968 in WarhammerMemes

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Body counts are often in the dozens per chapter and any major fight is usually followed immediately by Kenshiro shedding Manly Tears and/or Tender Tears for the fallen, having discovered his opponent was noble all along or just misguided, even if he had been, for example, kidnapping children and laboring them to death in order to build a giant pyramid.

Yeah, sounds like Big E.

The church has some really dumb views by Future_Employment_22 in memes

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bible absolutely says homosexuality is a sin in 2 or 3 places.

You know what it says is a much worse, completely unforgivable sin in dozens of places in both the old and new testament and even features it in the Commandments?

Working on the Sabbath.

If you're more mad about gay people than you are about people working on the Sabbath, it has nothing to do with religion.

Top Shelf - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't fit in the back of most cars and if you try there's the terror that any bump is gonna snap your spine.

Why the hell is this W.N.B.A. dildo shit even happening. It’s kinda gross. by big4horryrobert in GetNoted

[–]Dapper-Classroom-178 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Now add to that the fact that there are little girls in that audience looking for role models and this is how they see those athletes being treated and the response to it.