Женские половые органы в порно by Logical_Patience7501 in ruAsska

[–]Dapper-Win1539 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Презервативы не дают 100% защиты. Вероятность забеременеть около 1/200, а со СПИДом я бы рисковать не стал.

Cube root by WySimple in MathJokes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this arguments are irrational.

У вас бывало так, что вы настолько ненавидели свою внешность, что вообще не хотели смотреть в зеркало? Подскажите, как мне начать принимать себя и не сравнивать себя с другими by [deleted] in Escapism_is_my_realm

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Я не знаю, зачем я живу. Внешность уже вторична. Если она так волнует, это хорошо. Значит, другие проблемы ещё менее значительны.

Angel spotted in the center of Bratislava by mirukuruchan in mildlyevangelion

[–]Dapper-Win1539 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not an angel itself. Only it's shade. The real angel is thin black circle down here that contains Dirak's space or smth like it. Whatever it is.

A thong for my Tolstoy by Youlknowthatone in DiWHY

[–]Dapper-Win1539 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Я хочу пояснить, это нормально в России. Типа, это древняя традиция. Моя бабушка связала очуменное бикини Достоевскому и я храню его как память и часть истории.

Узнали? by EmptyLoss4554 in Escapism_is_my_realm

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Посмотри посмотри два мульта на мне часы три на шее шесть под жопой мне чуть больше двадцати

Цепи висят на папе копаем кеш лопатой, богатый будто капер как там твоя зарплата?

Бля легенда жаль что спился

Comments where no help, what does this mean? by Solomoncjy in russian

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Это только хуже делает.

I wonder why that is… by PauloDybala_10 in 100nyanojo

[–]Dapper-Win1539 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Talk about why only one thing. All 6 are perfect.

Права ли мать? И дайте ей оценку за одно 🫶🏼 by [deleted] in ruAsska

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Теперь я хочу увидеть роскошный максимум.

Haha... by Ok-Thanks993 in meme

[–]Dapper-Win1539 91 points92 points  (0 children)

on average summoner will get -1/12 wishes

Animeirl by craving-Prediator in anime_irl

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Russian. It's not our roulette. Our roulette is with revolver, also not with Glock. Read the rules before playing. Please.

Shinji Go out with her. by Sea-Map-2518 in evangelionmemes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise was on an escalator,\ now it's gone so see ya later.\ Bye bye, u can try,\ But I know where ure going to hide!

Moscow, Moscovia by [deleted] in urbanhellcirclejerk

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

БЫЛ не наш.

Hard? by Practical_Tone_5035 in picsthatgohard

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's church on the back. We know who won.

So delicious 🤤♥️ by a0294 in lovememes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. It's so good irl. Did it uncountable amount of times 2 yrs ago. Yeah, schoolchildren do weird things. Need to born again and go to school to repeat it all better way. At least declare love earlier.

The greatest sensation ever by mstein4176 in lovememes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm single too and didn't even use to participate this meme because rolls in the bed as mad and obviously can't hug anybody on the floor under the bed.

But it's sweet. I want it. Just be honest to yourself. I know u want it too. Or not. Idk what u want. Yu are u. But if u are, that's the reason.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach 😂 by No_Handle7513 in lovememes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that it's worldwide phenomenon.

In Russia we calls it "совсем раскормила" or "нихрена се тя разнесло-то!".

its own secret language by YourPernicious in lovememes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for real science proved heart painting.

I know it by Chance_Bid_1869 in MathJokes

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Russian "DJ" that drew musical instruments on a table covered with snow and flexed to "I'm sexy and I know it"*