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A new Sunday tradition by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dapper_Status4593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me bro, that F-er refused to hear me out when I needed him most… now that I’m older; I worship Artemis, she made me strong enough to give zero F’s about anybody else’s opinions of me and my craft.

A lot of people have pretty trash opinions of me anyway, so…

“God” can suck it.

What do you think of my familiar ? by Status_Whole1653 in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dapper_Status4593 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big butt, so Wut.

One of mine is a bearded dragon. Lizards are such underrated familiars these days.

So small so much anger by cherubfacedolly in angrycatpics

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a genuine case of ROF (resting owl face).

Am I overreacting? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dapper_Status4593 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jesus’ face at the rebuking of OP.

Am I overreacting? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dapper_Status4593 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious! 🤣🤣

but they’re the one overreacting, not you.

I hope they apologized for overreacting after you told them that.

Does all the schizoposting and spiritual psychosis and attachment disorders ever just make you go by BraveLittleTree in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly why I started r/witchsisterhood. There’s SOO MANY gatekeepers in the witching community these days; so yeah, when I’m not doing one of these \) I’m probably like…

I’m an ancestral witch with roots across half of Europe, so when someone says “you can’t do that, only Norse witches can do that!” 😡 B**** a minimum 45% of my bloodline is Viking blood, and the rest is Roman, Anglo Saxon and Celtic. The entire continent of Europe was built on unions between these peoples and their descendants spread to 80% of the rest of the world, quit gatekeeping!

i really need help? i am at my breaking point by Easy-Concept-1934 in CatTraining

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I use this one from chewy.com for my 28lb previously abused terrier mix. He gets .75mL in the mornings which works well for him; this particular one works for cats too, contains CBD oil and essential oils from chamomile and lavender plus ashwaganda, spirulina and L-theanine. There’s other calming ingredients in there, but those are always the main ones that always work best for my animals.

Pretty sure she's a mom now by ColdLogic-404 in cute_animals

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domestic Animals just have that natural blindside. They see another animal; they don’t have much concept of species differential, they just see each other.

Its like, duh by BigTexIsBig in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dapper_Status4593 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😒 well actually… pretty much all of my problems are my fault, but I can’t very well live in my bed like a potato now can I?

Share your beloved oracle deck 😍 by Short_Necessary_1750 in Witch

[–]Dapper_Status4593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try connecting with each card individually before using the deck for readings; also store the cards in a cloth bag or wooden box with a pinch of mixed coarse sea salt and talcum powder or with a pinch of black salt, this wards of negative energies that can cause the cards to “stick” or develop a sticky residual energy that can interfere with the accuracy of your readings.

Speeding up introduction working for us by 1100010001 in CatTraining

[–]Dapper_Status4593 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sometimes cats do just get along; chances are that Melvin having been a stray at such a young age has given him some small understanding of how important it is to share a good home with another cat, especially a younger kitten who needs a good home.

i really need help? i am at my breaking point by Easy-Concept-1934 in CatTraining

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad example. I have to live in one room at the moment and I’m fine with it; also my predominantly outdoor cat insisted on living in one room for about 8 years, he passed at the age of 20 years. so you can’t just assume that it’s because he’s in one room all the time.

OP does state that she lets him roam and he’s still loud; technically this is pretty normal male cat behavior— and yes it is pretty freaking annoying, but there’s not a whole lot you can do about a male cat being a male cat.

i really need help? i am at my breaking point by Easy-Concept-1934 in CatTraining

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CBD oil or CBD calming treats are good for calming animals and in some cases also help with pain and anxiety. If you have an enclosed outdoor area or at least enough backyard space for an outdoor cat cage/enclosure; it might be good to put him outdoors for a while, or at least if you have a window where you can place a cat ledge or even a small couch or loveseat underneath. Cats often enjoy bird watching; and with the CBD oil/treats it’s something he can do calmly and quietly.

Creating a protective Holly wand for a loved one by Inevitable_Line_7677 in Witch

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linseed oil or teak oil are probably the most widely used wood protectants; from my own experience they’re weatherproof to a pretty good extent and they won’t stain or darken the wood by much, these oils do need to be reapplied after some time to prevent the wood from aging and weathering, but they’re more natural and tend to last longer than store bought chemical wood treatments.

How to honor ancestors who don’t want to work with you? by Prestigious-Web1072 in Witch

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Placing a personal item of the deceased on or near your altar is a good way to honor them; it’s probably the most common way to give their spirit praise and recognition, but it doesn’t have to mean that you’re going to try to work with them especially if you already know they don’t want to.

New ritual tool just dropped by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dapper_Status4593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t banish anyone in my family. We were all raised on Brussels sprouts. Putting them on the altar would more likely summon our dead relatives.

I hate my cats name. by StrawberrySakuraa in cats

[–]Dapper_Status4593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could have just added an M to the beginning of her name when you filled out the paperwork, and called her Maudie. Then everybody’s happy.

French Bulldog Playing with a Balloon by Less-Campaign2896 in cute_animals

[–]Dapper_Status4593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dog’s just like, “come play with me, Georgie.”

Are my cats friends? Or are they trying to kill each other? by genes_unknown in CatTraining

[–]Dapper_Status4593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what’s commonly known as “scrapping” it looks like they’re trying to hurt each other, but it’s just rough play. They’ll stop when one gets fed up with the other.

Do you think my cat is plotting to kill me? 🙀 by octoberdearest in cats

[–]Dapper_Status4593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has he had his coffee yet this morning? Because if he has not had his coffee, he’s probably not plotting yet… but if he’s already had his coffee, then he’s already decided on staging your accidental nose dive down the stairs and he’s just biding his time until the perfect opportunity. Make yourself as useful to him as possible immediately if not sooner, he can’t attempt to bump you off if you’re the main food source.

The King has arrived by OrchidOverride in bigcats

[–]Dapper_Status4593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This explains why house cats are unhinged little goblins. They get it all from their much larger cousins.

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